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Pearange requested by @meepleech

“It’s literally impossible to be a woman.

You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow, we're always doing it wrong?

You have to be thin, but not too thin, and you can never say you wanna be thin. You have to say you wanna be healthy, but also, you have to BE THIN.

You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass.

You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean.

You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas.

You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.

You have to be a career woman, but also, always be looking out for other people.

You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is INSANE, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining!

You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood, but ALWAYS STAND OUT and ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL. But never forget that the system is rigged, so find a way to acknowledge that but ALSO, always be grateful!

You have to never get old. Never be rude. Never show off. Never be selfish. Never fall down. Never fail. Never show fear. Never get OUT OF LINE. It's too hard! It's too contradictory, and nobody gives you a medal or says 'thank you!' And it turns out, in fact, that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also, everything is your fault.

I'm just so tired of watching myself, and every single other woman tie herself into knots, so that people will like us.

And if all of that, is also true for a doll just representing a woman, then I don't even know." -Gloria the barbie movie

this is it. this is exactly it oh my god.

Random AO fact, ATSV edition:

You might be wondering why I'm bringing Spiderverse into this. You know how the spiderverse kinda connects to every universe with a spider person, right?

In annoying orange, we have Spider-flan. But I'm not finished. Fruitlovers both new and old know that Orange can enter other franchises.

The Scott Shaw versions of the kitchen crew even met sonic at some point.

So not only is Annoying orange canon the ATSV, but he's also (technically) an anomaly.

What if i just went insane one day huh

What are you guys gunna do next huh

Why are they so cutie patootie

If i had a nickel every time someone drew pear with long hair i would have two nickles. Which isn't a lot but funny that it happened twice

Me being the other one AHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

omg wait literally another one bc i did it as a collab wif my boyfriend-kun user yc8aw **heart eyes** i did lines and he did coloring. theres also one where he did lines and i did coloring but i colored like shit so i aint posting that fr. personally i dont ship them because i think annoying orange is not capable of feeling love of any kind and pear is MINE **eyes turn red as yandere powers activate** jk. he doesnt hate himself enough to be in my harem of big beautiful men. anyways who in the chat like mac and cheese?

FUN FACT ABOUT MY AO GIJINKAS!!!

The reason why I draw pear with relatively puffy/curly hair is because of that one time it was shown that he used to have an afro. I took that and fuckin RAN WITH IT ‼️‼️‼️

Tldr: i love pear a lot

Orange and pear ‼️‼️‼️ (annoying orange)