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CORPSE HUSBAND MASTERLIST *UPDATED* *REQUESTS OPEN*

⨀ - Angst  

* - Fluff

1. Nervous *

2. Unlucky *

3. Falling Faceless *

4. You Call It A Mess, We Call It Baking *

5. Switchblade ⨀

6. Caring *

7. Lucky Me (Sequel to ‘Unlucky’) *

8. Power Couple *

9. Love For The Faceless *

10. Inky Memories ⨀ *

11. Just Two Sad Roommates ⨀ *

12. What’s It To You? ⨀ *

13. Tell Me It’s Not Too Late (Sequel to ‘Switchblade’) ⨀ *

14. An Impostor In Love (Sequel for ‘Love For The Faceless’) *

15. Unconditionally. Completely. Infinitely. *

16. Corpse’s Girl ⨀ *

17. When The World’s Unsteady *

18. There Are Two Cat Girls And One Impostor Among Us *

19. Broken Bottles And Broken Hearts ⨀

20. The Same Amount Of Fragile ⨀ *

21. I’m Gushing Aren’t I? *

22. Stole The Show *

23. Let Them Talk * ⨀

24. Peace Was Never An Option *

25. Miss You ⨀

Worried | Corpse Husband

Requested? Nope 

Warnings? Mentions of a toxic household, struggling mental health

Summary: After visiting your family for a bit, you isolate yourself out of old habits. However, after days of not hearing from you, Corpse comes to check up on you 

Word Count: 1,701

You were beyond shocked when Corpse showed up on your doorstep in the middle of the night a few days after you returned to the west coast. 

You had headed home to the east coast for a bit to visit your family and catch up after living on the west coast and not coming home for a few years. You didn’t mean to intentionally stay away from your family, but after building up your savings and getting yourself settled, you didn’t realize how long it had been since you had seen your family. 

So, you decided to fly back for a week and finally catch up with them. You missed them a bit but you were aware of how happy you’ve become since moving to the west coast and following your passions. You were finally able to escape your small town and be able to spread your wings.

Growing up you had always struggled with your mental health and your hometown mixed with family issues never helped it. It was part of the reason you felt trapped when you were growing up in your tiny hometown. You didn’t get as much help as you should have and the support you needed wasn’t there. 

You made it through thankfully, but when you got to the west coast you felt like you could breathe. The weight of everyone knowing everyone was lifted and you had more access to help than ever before. You felt motivated to work on yourself and with new friends who were more like family you felt better. 

Going home sent you back probably ten steps. Your mom had commented on your looks. Your dad claimed you weren’t doing well out west and shouldn’t try anymore. Your brother gloated about his new promotion all week. You felt torn down the whole week through subtle hints and tiny jabs and you couldn’t wait to get home. 

You had texted your west coast friends practically the entire time you were gone telling them how everything was going and how you couldn’t wait to see them when you got back. You and Corpse had texted every day and he was the reason you made it through the painful dinners and conversations with your family. He either sent you memes or inside jokes during the dinners and called you every night when you got back or had a moment alone to check-in. 

He was simply there for you when you needed someone to make you smile. He understood what you were going through and didn’t want you to go through it alone. You hoped you could repay the favor one day. 

On the flight back you were excited to get back home but you felt yourself falling back into spiraling thoughts. This always happened with your family, making you feel like you’re not good enough and that you’d end up failing. You ended up getting so into your head and falling back into a depression when you came home. 

You ignored pretty much all of your friends’ calls, texts, and even tweets about where you were and what was going on. It happened pretty much every time you got into your head about your family’s comments. You kept to yourself and didn’t let anyone in on what you were feeling. 

So you should have understood when Corpse was worried sick. He had been texting and calling you all week and when you come back that’s when you ghost him? He was worried he did or said something, overbearing with his messages, or didn’t help enough. He was wracking his brain for days after you had gotten home and couldn’t come up with anything. 

It also stemmed from the fact that he liked you. He’s liked you since your first among us game when you teamed up as the ultimate impostors together and you had the same mind as he did. You two played off each other’s energy and he knew immediately he wanted to know you. He knew you were someone special. 

So, when his best friend and the girl he likes dips, he’s concerned and that’s most of the reason why he ended up on your doorstep unable to sleep. 

You found it hardest to not respond to Corpse. The man’s electric personality, stunning laugh, and caring heart hooked you from the start. You had fallen hard for him and the fact that he was there for you even thousands of miles away while you were with family meant everything to you. But your brain betrays you and you wish you could tell him everything. 

It was a few days after you had gotten home and you found yourself plagued with insomnia. It had to be at least 2 am when you got up from bed to make a cup of tea and read a bit more of the book you had started recently. Whenever you couldn’t sleep, most of the time you gave up, not caring if you went back to bed or not knowing you could always drink more coffee the next day if you were too tired. 

Just as you sat down, a knock on your door sounds and for half a second your heart stops. You try to convince yourself it was something falling over outside but when you hear it again, sharp and clear, you nervously set down your mug and head to your front door. 

You pop up on your tiptoes and peek through the peephole to see the one person who hasn’t left your mind the entire time you had gone dark since you’ve come back home. 

“Corpse?” you ask when you swing open the door. The older boy scans you up and down before stepping forward and instantly wrapping you up into his arms. 

You react immediately lifting your hands to grab the fabric of his sweatshirt and pull him close. He pushes his face into your neck and it’s like every bit of stress is being relieved slowly by his touch. 

“I’m sorry,” he whispers still holding you tight. “I was just worried.” 

You pull back at this, raising a hand to his cheek which he instinctively leans into. Your thumb rubs soothing circles across his cheekbone and you feel the flutter of a sigh leave his lips. 

“I’m sorry,” you whisper back and he shakes his head. 

You dive back into his arms, his hands now resting securely around your shoulders and you press your face into his chest. You stay like that until you know he’s not going anywhere. 

He presses a kiss to your head before pulling away and slipping his hands from your shoulders to your hands. His left-hand slides down the inside of your forearm, his fingers dancing across your skin delicately until they meet your palm. 

You try not to seem too eager as his fingers slide perfectly into yours and you practically come alive as soon as your palms meet and you’re whole again. 

Your eyes finally meet his once again and he offers a tiny smile before tugging on your hand lightly to pull you into your bedroom. You follow him feeling a million times better than you did when you woke up this morning or any morning for the past few days. 

He leads you to your bed and you fall down onto it with him crawling into it next to you. You sit criss cross with him sitting in front of you, a curious look on his face. 

“What’s wrong princess?” he asks quietly, reaching out to place a comforting hand on your knee. 

“My family has spent most of my life telling me I’m not good enough. Not supporting me. Going home felt like I was 16 again and trying to show them I’m good enough,” you say as tears start to fall down your face. 

Corpse moves at this sight, carefully placing himself next to you and placing both hands on the back of your thighs to pull you closer to him. His left-hand cups your cheek and wipes away the falling tears. You take a deep breath, looking into his gorgeous eyes and feeling calm wash over you once more. 

“I just don’t feel good enough. I feel like no one wants me and I’ve always struggled with how to talk to people about it so I shut down.”

“You don’t have to tell anyone, anything love. Talk when you’re ready but know I’m here no matter what. I want to hear about your biggest victories and your worst days. Your passions and your nightmares. But if you’re not ready that’s okay.” 

You’re almost sobbing at this point because you’re not sure if anyone has ever loved and supported you this purely. You had learned to do the heavy lifting of loving and supporting yourself but always dreamed of someone supporting you on your bad days and you were so grateful for Corpse to be that someone. 

“Thank you,” you whisper. 

Corpse nods and you give him a small smile. Your eyes search his for a moment when you notice his eyes flicker from yours to your lips. It strikes you how close the two of you are and your heart drops to your stomach and rolls around a bit out of nerves. 

His hand is still on your cheek and he pulls you forward and just as you’re an inch away your eyes flutter shut. Your lips meet his and it’s like time stops. It’s breathtaking like you’re certain you’re not breathing but you never want the moment to end. You sink straight into the feeling in case it never happens again. 

As you break apart you stay close together, resting your foreheads on each other as your eyes search the others. And then he smiles that rare, room brightening smile and you’re lit up at the sight of it. 

“C’mere,” he whispers and you fall carefully into his embrace. 

He wraps you up in his arms, one wrapped securely around your waist while the other comes over your side to hold your hand. His face is pressed into your neck and you know for certain this is going to be the best night’s sleep you’ll get in a while.

masterlist

One Shots, Imagines and Fan Fictions.

CELEBRITIES EDITION.

last update: 30.03.20

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CHARACTER MASTERLIST

Shawn Mendes.

higher love | smut

pretty girl | smut

gold digger | agnst

harvard | smut

his favorite view | smut

friends come over | smut

please | smut

relax | smut

library | smut

polished | smut

the tiktok challenge | fluff 

marry me | fluff 

prove it | smut 

who’d you rather | fluff 

wake up call | smut 

don’t say my name | smut 

hands | smut 

do you have a question for me? | fluff

i wanna taste you first | smut 

berry kiss | fluff 

ready | fluff 

right there | smut 

old bedroom | smut 

honey | agnst, fluff (n)

Tom Hiddleston.

favorites | fluff

rules | fluff

tear me up | smut

can’t sleep | fluff

cockwarming | smut

yes, sir | smut

heart in my hands | fluff

if i didn´t have you | fluff

happy birthday!  | fluff

the kiss that broke the internet | smut, fluff

drunken truth ot what did i do? | smut

cooking | smut

red | smut

dance with me  | fluff

traffic | smut

ouch! | fluff

beautiful boy | fluff  

interview | fluff

late to the party | smut

werid like that | fluff  

slow hands | smut 

take care of her and i’ll take care of you | smut 

insomnia | smut 

fuck it, let the whole world know | smut 

so, you missed me? | smut 

roaming hands | smut (n)

Tom Holland.

one simple rule | smut

overstimulation | smut

no knock knocks | smut

too hot or too cold  | smut

web shooter | smut

spill your guts | fluff

late night dreams | smut

interrutions  | smut

keep it hidden | fluff, agnst

pretty as a polaroid picture | smut

try again | smut

unexpected | fluff, smut

pure euphoria | smut

dating | fluff

hugs | fluff

video games | smut

do you also notice? | fluff

something new | smut

we’ve got chemistry | smut

two-a-days | smut  

little things | fluff

sneaky | smut

thigh riding | smut

truth or dare | smut

no bottoms | smut

no bottoms pt.2 | smut

how to touch yourself | smut

watching porn | smut

eating you out like a buffet | smut

clit pierced | smut

buzz cut | smut

how to pleasure you | smut  

when two becomes three | smut

can´t look away | smut 

through the phone | smut 

adjoining hotel room | smut 

surprises | smut 

sitting on tom´s face | smut 

running in circles | fluff, smut 

jeans and leather | smut 

spill your guts or fill your guts | fluff 

spill your guts or fill your guts pt.2 | smut 

riding | smut 

irreconcilable differences | smut 

treatin’ you right | smut 

the first taste | smut 

overstimulation | smut 

rinse and spin | smut 

girls can be horny too | smut 

unlocked | smut 

strip pong | smut 

you can bet on it | smut 

pour it out | fluff 

i’ll be your good girl | smut 

nap date | fluff

why it’s fun to be a tease | smut 

bad mood | smut 

suck | smut 

lights up | smut 

watermelon sugar | smut 

reflection | smut 

teasing | smut 

thirsty tweets | fluff 

dirty shirley | fluff

siren | smut (n)

stuck in quarantine | smut (n)

insta live | fluff (n)

mugshot | fluff (n)

tom taking a break | smut (n)

you bent over him | smut (n)

getting caught in quarentine | smut (n)

low cut top | smut (n)

it’s thirst tweets | fluff (n)

the choices we make | agnst (n)

tom fingering | smut (n)

risky insta live | smut (n)

pregnant surprise | fluff (n)

being vegetarian | fluff (n)

so god really is a woman | smut (n)

car crash | agnst (n)

cum for me | smut (n)

frat boy | smut (n)

overstimulation with tom | smut (n)

addicted | smut (n)

piece of art | smut (n) 

i’m sorry | fluff (n) 

tease | smut, fluff (n)

leaked | fluff (n)

LONDON BOY | fluff, agnst, smut (n)

vlog 6 | smut, fluff (n)

prosecco courage | smut (n)

hands up | fluff (n)

libido max | smut (n)

play fighting | smut (n)

tom’s girlfriend | smut (n)

vibrator | smut (n)

spanish | fluff (n)

eating you out during lessons | smut (n)

open your eyes | smut (n)

sweater on | smut (n)

quarantine anniversary | fluff (n)

sunset | fluff (n)

name on it | smut (n)

so much hate | fluff (n)

good girl | smut (n)

all i need | smut (n)

long days | smut (n)

good morning | smut (n)

friends with benefits | smut (n)

fuck the movies | smut (n)

tom’s angel | smut (n)

spring dress | smut (n)

secret party | smut (n)

this is awkward | smut (n)

daddy | smut (n)

minor inconvenience | smut (n)

don’t tease me | smut (n)

had to recover | smut (n)

the boys are sleeping | smut (n)

how i look on you | smut (n)

Sebastian Stan.

convince me | smut  

shameless | smut  

I like it | smut  

one night | smut  

shut up and sleep with me | smut  

boss troubles | smut  

pregnancy prank | fluff

asleep | smut    

manners pt,3 | smut    

call out my name | smut    

exposed | smut  

on the wooden desk | smut    

body electric | smut  

romanian fun | fluff

behind closed doors | smut    

wired autocomplete interview | fluff

another interview | fluff

bored | fluff

that’s the icing in the cake | fluff

îți place asta | smut  

round the block | smut  

tătic | smut    

îngerul său | smut 

quiet | smut 

surprises | smut 

too long | smut 

teacher’s pet | smut 

mob!seb | smut 

4am workout | smut 

the back of the jaguar  | smut 

listen to my voice | fluff 

kissing | fluff  

dating | fluff 

piggy back ride | fluff 

dark paradise | smut 

dark paradise pt.2 | smut 

bloopers and interviews | fluff, agnst 

panel | fluff 

men’s health | smut 

i think he knows | smut 

friendly favour | smut 

secret kink | smut 

‘sebastian’ instead of 'bucky’ | smut 

actress | fluff (n)

thank god it’s ending, and we’re beginning | fluff, agnst (n)

uncertain | smut (n)

unscripted | fluff (n)

set | fluff (n)

emergency | fluff (n)

bedtime stories | fluff (n)

losing you | agnst (n)

stuff bunny | smut (n)

baby fever | fluff, smut (n)

act my age | fluff (n)

soft | smut, fluff (n)

morning sickness | fluff (n)

daddy’s pretty girl | smut (n)

wedding interviews | fluff (n)

silk | smut (n)

reading thirst tweets | fluff (n)

soft mornings | fluff (n)

i’ve always loved you | fluff (n)

Chris Evans.

velvet love | fluff

the perfect man | fluff

the proposal | fluff

the perfect dress | fluff

all about that beard | fluff

sweet dreams | smut

like this? | smut

make me a daddy | smut

taste | smut

something blue | fluff

years in the making | agnst, fluff

rough | smut

daddy | fluff

the best seat | smut

reasonable | smut

24hr trouble | fluff  

thirst tweets | fluff 

finders keepers | smut 

eat out | smut 

warm and welcoming | smut 

lost focus | smut 

eat you better | smut 

seeing red | smut 

i wanna hear you | smut (n)

the instagram error | fluff (n)

distraction | smut (n)

who ever said anything about makeup? | fluff (n)

touching yourself | smut | (n)

don’t hold back | smut (n)

fuck buddies | smut (n)

the smell after rain | smut (n)

provoked | smut (n)

calmant | smut (n)

mob!chris | smut (n)

Harry Styles.

drunk words, sober thoughts | smut

music video | smut, fluff  

stash of vibrators | smut 

phone call | smut 

relaxing day | smut 

hours | smut 

new seeds in the melody | smut 

just another day while quarentine | smut (n)

i just wanna taste it | smut (n)

wisdom teeth | fluff (n)

break the bed | smut (n)

truth or drink | fluff (n)

bang a gong | smut (n)

early risers | smut, fluff (n)

Ross Lynch.

can’t take my eyes off of you | smut

Joe Keery.

boyfriend | fluff (n)

rough week | smut (n)

Dacre Montgomery.

thank you, daddy | smut (n)

rough hands | smut (n)

let’s try | smut (n)

fanfiction and fun | smut (n)

shirt | fluff (n)

Jake Gyllenhaal.

panic attack | fluff

ready for babies? | fluff

accident  | fluff

what do you want? | agnst, fluff

wired autocomplete  | fluff

yes, please  | smut

in my mouth | smut

surprise, we´re married  | fluff

home | smut

chef & baker  | smut

horror film | smut

the paparazzi  | smut

bath time | smut

interesting interview | fluff

dirty mind | smut

honeymoon | smut

wired autocomplete interview | fluff

love interest | fluff

pillow talk | fluff

dating | fluff

gym time | fluff

masturbating | smut

morning sex | smut

comfort | agnst  

catch you | smut

jealous | smut

in front of your bed | smut  

riling | smut  

feel good | smut  

two kings and a queen | smut  

soft daddy | smut 

sideways | smut (n)

happy little accident | smut 

best behavior | smut

man flu | fluff

the risqué subway | smut

you’re doing amazing sweetie | smut 

hair pulling | smut 

christmas night | smut 

squirting | smut 

dominant | smut 

finals finale | smut 

on my mind | smut (n)

gold chain | smut (n)

motivation | smut (n)

Henry Cavill.

cardio | smut 

morning sex | smut

partition | smut (n)

first time | smut (n)

hatefuck | smut (n)

back from a run | smut (n)

tv | smut, fluff (n)

thick  fingers | smut (n)

talented tongue | smut (n)

Brie Larson.

star wars geek  | smut 

god is a woman | smut

crazy on you | smut

i fall to pieces | smut  

singing in the shower | smut

jedi realness | smut

needy | smut

quarantine day | smut, fluff (n)

interruptions | smut (n)

Avengers Cast.

sleeping beauty | fluff (n)

feeling okay? | fluff (n)

kissedbylove

One of the only videos of us getting to hear Tessa bark!

THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)

An Article from Neena Susan Thomas

“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.

THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”

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pairing: actor ! Tom x female reader

warnings: fluff and smut; further warnings in each chapter

One day, Tom finds a notebook on his living room couch. It’s just sitting there, casually opened to a random page, but when he reads it, he realizes exactly what he’s found. It’s your journal. Your personal journal, one that he knew existed, but had no idea what it looked like or what it contained. Until now. Two of the words that he reads trigger in his mind the question of what you might possibly be hiding from him — or trying to tell him. Will you ever come out and say it? Or will he have to coax it out of you?

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*headboard hits the wall repeatedly*

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i saw a tik tok that was like “if im slow dancing w my husband at our wedding and he doesnt whisper all the things hes gonna do to me later then i don’t want it” and i got ce vibes hun

bruh if this ain’t the truth. he would of course be telling you sweet things but then his hand on the small of your back would dip just a little lower and he would pull you into him tighter before whispering some of the dirtiest things to you and he just knows that you’re already growing wet under your dress and he can’t help but chuckle when you whimper at the sound of his deep voice in your ear and you’re ready to cut the reception short

Have a little talk

Pairing: Tom Holland x Reader x Harrison Osterfield

Word Count: 6.7k+

Warning: Language, smut, threeesome, oral (male, female receiving) multiple orgasms, lots of cum, fluff, weird beginning. 

Summary: You are in an in and out of a relationship with Tom, secretly loving him obviously, but spending quite some time with him and Harrison you develop quite a crush to Tom’s best friend. Then something happens, secrets are being revealed and 4.5k word of smut happens. 

A/N: So, I had a dream of sleeping with Tom and Harrison and it got me going. This is the first really long thing I wrote for like 2 years, so I am really proud of myself, even if this is not the most popular ship ever, and won’t get as much attention. 

It was the weekend, and everyone went home to their families to see them, except for you, Tom and Harrison. Well, it was more like Tom and Haz were at home and you visited them. To be very precise visited Tom. The two of you were in this in and out, friends with benefits, friends to lovers kind of a messy relationship. It wasn’t dating and the two of you never said you were exclusive, yet none of you have seen anyone since it started. There never was a date where the two of you went, it was always casual, except when you were at his home, then you become handsy, cuddling, kissing and touching each other at any given moment, and having sex, loads of sex. It took some time to get used to each other, to get to know what he likes and what does feel good for you, but after that it was amazing whether it was a long session in his bedroom or a quickie in the shower. Occasionally you went out, but always with someone, and that someone was usually Harrison. It even felt like a date with the two boys. Tom and Haz were good friends for years and it didn’t take too long for you to click with them and become a third one in their friendship.

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the fact that there's an 8 fucking pm curfew in new york is so unfathomably insane to me. like, a city of 8 million or whatever all has to go home when the sun is barely down because cops are that addicted to upholding white supremacy? i was out and some cop drove by and said thru his loudspeaker "go home! what are you still doing out!" what are you doing driving around in a caravan with your lights on fucking harassing people in the street? get a real fucking job

A BUG’S LIFE (1998) dir. John Lasseter

It was just one ant!

A Bug’s Life (1998)

“I’d rather be a hypocrite than the same person forever" [oc]

words to use instead of

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peered

focused 

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took a look

taken a look 

watched

considered 

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observed 

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smiled

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express friendliness

express tenderness

look amused

look delighted

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look pleased

touch

brush

caress

feel

handle

hit

kiss

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reach

rub

strike

stroke

tap

abut

adjoin

border

communicate

contact

converge

dab

examine

finger

fondle

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glance

graze

grope

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join

line

manipulate

march

massage

meet

neighbor

osculate

palm

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partake

paw

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push

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smooth

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tag

taste

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come together

feel up

impinge upon

lay a finger on

exhaled

breathe

emit

give off

let out

discharge

eject

emanate

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expel

issue

respire

steam

vaporize

nodded

acknowledge

bend

bow

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passionate

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wild

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choke

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blow

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pant

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respire

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catch one’s breath

fight for breath

frowned

glare

glower

grimace

pout

gloom

lower

sulk

cloud up

do a slow burn

give a dirty look

give the evil eye

knit brows

look black

look daggers

look stern

movement

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development

evolution

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flow

migration

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operation

progress

shift

advance

agitation

alteration

swirled

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roil

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curl

eddy

purl

roll

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whirlpool

whorl

wriggle

BLACK LIVES MATTER

And if this bothers you, unfollow the fuck outta me.

“You’re so close, pretty...”

Anyone else died hearing that? ‘Cause same.

😋 🤤

Can we just talk about this???

- the GRUNT/MOAN at the beginning

- the shirtless flex

- atta boy/girl

- YOURE SO CLOSE PRETTY

I MEAN THOMAS STANLEY HOLLAND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID

Tom Holland’s hands though, amirite?

You right, you right 👀👀

Babe

Pairing: Tom Holland x Harrison Osterfield

Word Count: 5K+

Warning: Fluff, smut and fluff again. Blowjobs, kissing, hand jobs, the guys not being a bj expert as it’s the first time in their life. Quarantine, getting drunk, drunk kisses.

Summary: Tom and the guys are quarantined together for long weeks now, and it’s getting impossible to ignore their feelings for each other. Harrison makes a bold move and Tom quickly forgets to finish cleaning the table. 

A/N: So, happy birthday to the lovely @we–are—not–afraid​ !

I loved writing this piece, it’s super smutty, yet I tried to keep it still hot but a bit more realistic at the smut department. Like no one knows how to give blowjobs until they did it right? 

It was a regular night at the house with some games, teasing each other and a lot of booze. Not more than regularly, however it was hard to tell how much was too much at this point. Tom felt like he has had enough for the day, maybe even for the week. His mind was deliciously light and almost empty, the thoughts slipping in and out of his head with ease, except for one.

The one and only thought he tried to push to the back of his mind, his better judgement always winning, but the battles got harder and harder. This one thought didn’t leave him any peace, it was buzzing in his mind, urging his body to move or to stop when it was in his favour. It was easy when he was sober, he just simply convinced himself that it is not real, that it is okay, that most probably other people has this feeling too, maybe if he didn’t pay attention to it, it would go away.

It never did.

And now drunk for the fifth night in a row, quarantined for weeks he felt like this feeling was the only thing his mind let him pay attention to. Sometimes it made him hard to breathe, hard to act normal or just simply hard.

He knew his limits for now, he knew when he lost control of his own better judgement and he couldn’t have it, not now or ever.

He inhaled sharply as Harrison’s hand brushed to his thigh to the millionth time for the night. They were sitting on the couch watching a movie, eating popcorn and drinking. It was a bit crammed with Harry and Harrison on the same couch, but they had it this way before and it never was this hard.

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