I'm Committed, I Used It As An Excuse To Finally Buy Some Elf Ears

I'm committed, i used it as an excuse to finally buy some elf ears

We don't do Halloween much in the UK, especially where i live, I'm so happy to be in the spooky spirit 😌

My uni is doing a dress up thing for charity for Halloween and I am 100% considering doing a basic astarion cosplay - I have the vampire fangs I just need a shirt fr

I love when she rests her little chin on me 🥺🖤

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

"i danced with death" yeah well i slowly ran from him all frail and daintily in a cunt-honoring way

I have never in my 20 years on this planet had a night alone to myself. I have too many siblings and other family members there's always someone here. My household has left for the weekend for a trip for my nephews birthday (i couldn't go cause of classes/projects) and the absolute peace I feel rn is insane. I love my family to bits (the immediate ones mostly), but this is lovely.

Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes