My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

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Hello, this is an extremely political post but I have a rather large platform and NEED people to know about this.

The Australian prime minister wishes to pass a “religious freedoms bill” which is vile. For it to pass the other major political party, the Australian Labour Party, will need to vote for it and they are considering it. Please read below some of the things this bill will legalise, and then please, for the love of humanity, riot. Send letters, emails, sign petitions.

Australian politics are so often swept under the rug because we’re so “laid back,” but Australia is currently right on track to turn out like Tr*mp’s America. The Liberals have cut funding to Medicare (you now have to pay to see a doctor unless you’re on a welfare payment), to education, to emergency services (such as the Rural Fire Service), refuse to believe or take any action on climate change, some Liberal MPs wish to repeal gun control, and now this.

I feel sick.

full offense but cis people dont get to call us shemales and trannies and femboys and traps and “its”, and campaign to “drop the T” in LGBT and deprive trans people of resources and beat the shit out of us in bathrooms and make fun of us for having “baby faces” and strip us of our rights and murder us for being trans and joke about how we “identify as an apache attack helicopter”, only to turn around and call themselves “allies” when they police OUR identities, just because they call themselves “cis transmeds”! i cant!! im not fucking allowing it!!!

im very grateful for the lessons in photography i was taught in stop motion class because just now they made it possible to photograph the stars with my phone in spite of the camera usually not detecting the light of stars because theyre so dim,,,, enjoy these shiny motherfuckers

Reblog this if you DID NOT order gifts from Amazon this year.

I just want to do a little test. Please reblog this if you DID Not use Amazon to purchase gifts.