And Then They Kiss

and then they kiss

shout out to svetlana

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Forget R*pper, this is the REAL alpha male of Total Drama

man i know literally every fucking person ever has complained ab 2023 chef but god its still so fucked up what they did to him. they replaced him with a whole different guy 💀😭😭😭 #notmychef

i saw a surge of mal submissions, so i want to share my favorite rewrite of the character. he gets frontstuck in all-stars, like canon, but instead of faking he's mike to manipulate people, he pretends to be mike because he has no idea where he is. clearly people know mike, but do they know he's a system? mal doesn't know!

so the season is full of 'mike' just being abnormally weird instead of mean. the subplot is the other alters trying to get mal un-frontstuck. there's no reset button, just a lot of, "oohhh we never got the chance to tell him we're on tv.."

of course, when he finds out they're on a reality show for the second time, mal's understandably like "why are we on television?! who's idea was this?!"

HELP THIS IS SO FUNNY I FELL OUT OF DESK CHAIR CACKLING AND MY ALGEBRA BINDERS HIT ME IN THE FACE AND NOW MY NOSE IS BLEEDING

We need a Total Drama character who walks and interacts with everything like a normal person during challenges and the like, but when they're in the confessional, they turn into a static set of PNGs that emote a basic emotion with no lip syncing as they talk, like they're a character in a visual novel