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:3
when hes a lil mean to me when flirting>>>
like/reblog if u are:
a bitch
a bastard
an all around fool
an omnipresent all-powerful being
a sparrow
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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
an eldritch being
no one will know which one u chose! :D
I’m starting to not like fashion shows -_-
@instantsandwichkingdom
@instantsandwichkingdom u need this rn and forever
Very worried for my gf rn. She isn’t responding and when she does it a thumbs up or one word. I want answers but I know I can’t force them out of her. I just wished she trusted me enough to tell me 😕
*digs through my meme stash* Have a Sanrio meme
This is truly one of the greatest honors I’ve ever achieved TwT
So true my love but who’s the tuxedo cat and who’s the orange cat
I’m the founder of the “I suck at keeping the conversation going, but I really like talking to you” club
A Raccoon in Twisted Wonderland ?
Gender : Raccoon
Pronouns : Raccoon
Infos : You're a raccoon. A real raccoon. That's it, that's the story. TW : Rook, bad english, english isn't my first language.
You were a normal raccoon, well normal, you had the power to speak in human language and to be smart.
These were the only powers, the only magic, you had, so imagine your shock when you found yourself at the NRC, the Black Mirror choosing you to be a student.
“BUT I DIDN’T EVEN APPLY ?!” -Raccoon!Reader, when a confused Crowley explained the raccoon situation.
Grim was jealous.
You, a fucking raccoon whose only magic was human language and intelligence, had been chosen but not him ?! Jealousy.
Grim became your rival without being asked, literally trying to be better than you at everything, while you didn't even acknowledge his existence-
You are in Savanaclaw, the only real raccoon there is in Savanaclaw.
When Leona and Ruggie started their plan in Book 2, you knew about it too.
They didn't tell you about it, no, you just had heard everything one day.
"You know this can lead to serious problems ? Like broken limbs ?" -Raccoon!Reader, on Leona's bed.
“Well, the nurse- WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE, FUCKING THIEF ?!” -Leona not having seen you arrive.
He give you money in exchange of your silence.
You are known at the NRC for stealing anything and everything, from money to trash passing by student and teacher files.
You once stole Crowley's file thinking it was Crewel's... You are the only student who knows his age and his true identity (you say nothing in exchange for him turning a blind eye to the illegal things you do).
You didn't know who Malleus was before the NRC, the reason is simple : no one knows anything about magic in your origin little forest. Magic and anything related to it isn't really something animals care about, so you didn't know it before the NRC.
“Oh, child of, uh, raccoon ?” Malleus suggested, confused about what nickname to give you.
"Kits. A raccoon child is a kits." -Raccoon!Reader.
Underrated friendship : Idia & Raccoon!Reader & Ortho.
You were adopted by the Shroud the moment Idia realized that you were not afraid of him and that you saw Ortho as Ortho and not just a robot.
You let them pet you, especially if one of them (most often Idia) is stressed.
You are Idia's support animal and the reason for his occasional attendance at class IRL.
Every class where Idia goes IRL (which is 3 times a month since you've been here) you accompany him and let him caress/pet you.
Imagine the look on all the 3rd years' faces the first time they saw him go to flight class with you that very first time (it was also the first time of all year he go to a class IRL).
Headcanon that you and Rook had some sort of weird alliance that consisted of you giving each other information on all the students.
A scary duo.
Literally the hunter and the supposedly "prey" teaming up was something no one at the NRC expected. Even less that they give each other information about the students.
Crewel is the one who makes your clothes, whether those for classes or those to use in everyday life, because for him it's not because you are a raccoon that you are obliged to have no style.
Lilia 🤝 Raccoon!Reader : playing jokes on students who didn't ask for anything (especially Sebek).
I like to think that Raccoon!Reader would be friends with all the NRC ghosts, and that they would give him free food.
For Overblots where you have to fight, be aware that you will jump on the Overblotter's face each time unexpectedly. No one knows why you do this, not even you. Your only answer is always “instincts”.
And it's not even just with Overblotters, but with everyone who annoys you.
The nurse is fed up with you, that's canon.
The Black Mirror is maybe the only one (with the Shroud brothers) who doesn't regret having you at the NRC.
alrighty fuckers for every note this gets ill write one more word for a scene im working on until its finished.
to prevent this from getting out of hand you are not allowed to spam and you are not allowed to tag people, have fun
No ☺️
do it(if u want) >:3
(still whispering) do it, do it, do it, do it, do it
(If thats what makes you happy)
GUYS PLEASE I TOLD YOU TO TALK ME OUT OF IT
🤣u make it sound like a bad thing pretty girl
Ud get along with my GF so much
does she happen to like pjo :3
>:3 u have no idea. [has every single uncle Rick book ever] and I am said gf
Ud get along with my GF so much
does she happen to like pjo :3
Do it
Please we need more PJO content
are you sure because most of the thoughts i wanna post are just me going absolutely fucking feral over luke castellan
I appreciate this TwT why’d you phrase it like that tho
HI GUYS CAN I POST ABOUT PJO I HAVE THOUGHTS
Mhm
when u and ur girlfriend use cypher 🥰
@instantsandwichkingdom
when u and ur girlfriend use cypher 🥰
@instantsandwichkingdom
My mutuals and I driving from the police after committing 48 counts and tax fraud and tax evasion: (none of us have a driver's license)
@axolotl321 @jinnie-ret @starrvlight @misty-sees-you @morgy-doo @silliestsakura
No it’s cause I can withstand any type of violence and murder to the point I’m like a loony toon and he waned to test that out
BESTIEEEE!!! *hugs*
Oh- hi
*he hesitantly hugs back*
The scientist experiments and genetic engineering and shit :3 (distress)
you. mother. fucking. whore.
*activates a nuke and ten hundred bombs.*
You bitch.
*activates more bombs*
Then tell him off
BESTIEEEE!!! *hugs*
Oh- hi
*he hesitantly hugs back*
Muuum!! *jumps in the way to take the full brunt* shit that’s warm :(
you. mother. fucking. whore.
*activates a nuke and ten hundred bombs.*
You bitch.
*activates more bombs*