This Is Me For Real Lol

This is me for real lol

I had this joke stuck in my head for days so i needed to let it out i swear i can only hear the weed bonus:

The Teaching Assistant

~chapter 1~

"ya know Stubby, I didn't expect you to have other friends besides me. But that's my fault for thinking so." She says dropping the letter off in the mail deposit slot.

Stubby whose head is poking out of her purse gives off a huff at her words and watches the letter he is sending to Japan slide in.

"So Japan huh? If you ever wanna visit I can break into my savings account and send ya over there." She comments out loud while people look at her weirdly for talking to a cat.

*Do I need to get him a passport??* She thinks to herself as they walk away back towards the agency

"So your old friend works at UA huh? Quite a big hero school, about well known as the American Heroics Academy." She comments again as they walk through the crowded streets of New York.

She wears a green hoodie jacket and a white t-shirt with some track pants. She sighs hearing a big explosion in the distance and people jump and begin hurrying away.

Her red eyes narrow slightly at the attack, it's sadly normal in such big cities like New York.

"Ugh can't go a day without 5 or more attacks like this." She comments hurrying back to the agency making sure to keep a hand on her purse that Stubby is poking out of

He gives off a meow, probably telling her to hurry and get over there.

"Yeah, yeah I know. But I can't have you be in harms way."

The cat gives off a hiss slightly and Amelia sighs biting her lip before taking off in the direction of the explosion, *damn it.* She curses in her head.

"Don't make me regret taking you with me!" She shouts as she high tails it to the fight, all while reaching into her cleavage pulling out her red mask and a pocket knife. ___________

Upon arrival, there are already a few civilians injured from the explosion, police are now arriving onsite and a few heros are there keeping the villains from going any further.

"Bank robbery gone wrong." She hears a police officer comment "More like they didn't care for hostages and blew their way through uncaringly." Comments another officer "Quirks like that and they're robbing banks?" Says a third officer

"Where's the fire department, or the paramedics!?" Shouts a female officer holding someone whose wounded

"Traffic is backed up, doesn't help there's a second villain attack for a jewelery robbery down a couple blocks either." Comments the first officer

Amelia lifts her purse off her shoulder lowering it allowing Stubby to exit and he hops onto a trash can and watches as Amelia nods to him and rushes over flashing her hero ID.

"Pro Hero Mercy, here to assist." She comments sweetly

"Thank God, your that medic hero right? The sister of the number three hero Energizer?" States the female officer still holding a wounded civilian

She hurries over and crouches and places on hand over the officers that's holding a wound down to make sure they don't bleed out. Amelia's eye twitches hearing once again her brothers hero name.

"Yes, I'm her." She nods to the officer and lifts the officers hand, "let me take a quick look, okay." She says softly to the civilian whose just crying in pain.

She takes her sharp knife cutting the shirt away and looking at the gapping wounds that's bleeding profusely. "Can you tell me what caused the wound? Did you remove something?"

The man nods choking out, "m-metal from the b-building when one of the guys used his q-quirk. I p-pulled it out without thinking. P-please don't let me die!"

Amelia gives off a pretty smile being calm as ever, "I won't let you die sir, everything is gonna be alright." She says as she slices her hand much to both people's surprise blood pours out and drops into the gapping, bleeding, wound. It's sizzles and steams and the guys cries out but soons relaxes as the wound begins to pulls itself back together.

_______HERO INFORMATION_______ Quirk: Healing Fluid! Description: The hero's bodily fluids have a healing factor. Though blood is the most potent! She cant use her fluids to heal herself, though she can actually use her stamina to heal her self but she gets extremely tired. Downsides for hero: after too much use, the hero feels disgusting over the fluid she is sharing, it's like a mental block that makes her nauseous. Though there's also the feeling of light headiness from major blood loss if she continues to use her blood. But if it's her saliva that's being used she's getting dry mouth. Downsides for the recipients: they feel a burning sensation and then feel a tiny bit energized, before feeling tired.

_________END INFO_________

"There you feel better?" Amelia ask as her wrist steams and sizzles before the cut she did is gone.

The guy just nods before feeling tired, while the police officer looks a bit disgusted but also in awe. Amelia stands up and quickly moves to the other Injured working as fast and as diligently as possible. Even taking swabs of her spit on a cue tip and putting them on small cuts and bruises for the other civilians caught in the cross fire. By the times she's done the villains have been contained, and 14 civilians were healed.

She's thanked a few times and she blushes like the cutie she is and gives off a sheepish grin, "no need to thank me, it's a hero's job to make sure everyone is okay and fine."

Stubby watches with his one eye and if he could smile he would. He's so proud to see her get some good recognition for once, and not be blindsided by her brother. She gives a medical report to the paramedics that arrive on scene and the injured civilians get checked out again to make sure their fine before giving witness statements to the police.

All the while, Amelia is throwing her bandages, cue tips, scissors and other things, back into her purse before letting Stubby back in before she hurries off to her home. _______timeskip________

She enters the agency hurry to the elevator scanning her card to get to the apartment floors. Though just as the elevator door is closing, a foot steps into it, opening it back up.

The cat gives off a hiss at the man, it's her brother's PR manager. A tall blond man with slicked back hair and purple eyes.

"Well, well, just the woman I was looking for." He comments coldly with a meticulous smirk as he enters the elevator

Amelia tenses up but stays calm giving a smile, "h-hello Derek, what do I owe the p-pleasure?" She ask as the elevator door shuts and they're both stuck in there as it heads up to the 18th floor.

Derek eyes the dried blood on her left wrist and the cat he so much despises. "Seems you went an played hero again. When you weren't scheduled too." He comments with narrow eyes

She places a hand on Stubby whose fur is all fluffed up and he gives off a slight growl but quiets down as she pets him.

"I just so happened to be in the area of a bank robbery gone wrong." She comments with a small nervous tone, avoiding his gaze as she stares away from him

"Ah.. I see." Derek comments eyeing her still, "you know, Miguel would be.. quite upset to hear you went off and did something alone. I thought you would have learned from the first time but it seems we.. might need to cut back on your hero hours again."

She feels pure rage at those words.

"That was six years ago, I'm better than I was then." She states her eyes narrow at him

"Don't be mad at me, for a mistake you made that almost cost your brother his life and his career. He's just protecting you, and I'm protecting this agency he built. Maybe next time you won't try running head first into battle if you get some repercussions, and don't think I didn't notice the past few years you are getting more brave, I've ignored it for a while but I think it's time to discuss if your the right.. fit for this agency." He states coldly with a cruel smirk

"What's so wrong with me branching out! Why should it matter if I fight alone or with a group. I can handle myself now, better than before. I don't see how it should matter if I went and did medical treatments for injured or stepped in to save civilians during a villain attack or even stopped a villain by myself. I'm 26 not a child." She retorts as the elevator door opens and she steps out before she's grabbed by her shoulder

"I think you've taken what your brother has been doing for you, for granted, who made you? Who do people think of when they see you? They bring up Energizer right? You wouldn't even be half the hero and have half the standing you do without him. I find it disgusting, your like a leech, that I've tried getting rid of for years but everytime I make a move your life older brother steps in. It's.. annoying." He glares at her looking down at the four foot eleven inch woman

She just feels majorly intimidated, after all that's Derek's quirk, to push emotions of his choosing to others, the perfect manipulative asshole.

She just yanks shoulder away from him and marches away, not even bothering to say anything as she just hurries back to her apartment room, scanning her ID getting inside and shutting the door kicking her shoes off, throwing her mask to the floor placing her purse on the kitchen counter before barely holding herself up as she begins to tear up.

*Damn it. damn it. DAMN IT!*

she hates the panic attack she's feeling coming on as her body shakes. She tries and focuses on Stubby who gives off a reassuring purr and bumps his head against hers and her arms trying to look cute to get her attention, to snap her out of his quirks effect.

Minutes pass by, and the ticking of her wall clock is heard as well as the drippy faucet. She calms down and wipes her eyes nuzzling into Stubby.

"I'm.. such a coward." She says in a whisper

The cat gives off a small growl of disagreement and she chuckles giving him a few more pats sitting up.

"Okay, okay stop being mad at me for calling me what I am exactly acting like. Derek's a dick, but he does hold the power to do a lot of damage.. maybe.. maybe I should move away or something.." she mumbles as she opens the fridge and pulls out a whole bottle of wine, "I think tonight calls for a little drinky drinky, I'll even pour you a bowl of milk." She states also grabbing the milk pouring it into a small saucer before putting it back in the fridge and taking her wine bottle to her bedroom, "have a good evening Stubby.." she says tiredly in her usual soft tone as she retreats to her bedroom.

Stubby licks the saucer clean thinking of a million ways he would murder that dog loving blond if he had thumbs.

The Teaching Assistant

Chapter 4

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**UA High School** **Time: 7:32 AM**

The clock ticks in Nezu's office, a tired dark haired male sits in a chair across from Nezu himself.

"You want to try bring on another Teaching Assistant. The last one didn't make the cut, I thought it was agreed upon that I could continue teaching without one." Says Shouta Aizawa looking at the rat

"I know what I said, but I think I finally found the correct one to make the cut. I'm usually never wrong and I was regrettably wrong that time. I did apologize for that." Nezu states holding his tea cup

Aizawa sighs clearly unamused, "you gave me your word, Nezu."

"There is a difference between saying one thing and putting it on paper my friend." Nezu states like the cheeky bastard he is, "with the expulsion of students being in the 100s over the course of a few years, the board wants a teaching assistant, while I did say I wouldn't place another on you due to the unsavory one we got last time. I see the benefits of making sure you have someone, cause if I'm being completely honest you need the help. You always get the hardest and rowdy students compared to Vald King. Plus with your schedule as a underground pro hero working a few nights during the week I want to make sure you get the support you need. You are a very valuable member to my staff, and I don't like how run down you're looking and getting because you're overworked."

Aizawa sighs pinching the bridge of his nose, not liking the situation but knows he can't argue with him much on this, "I want the final say on this assistant of mine. If you're gonna start the hiring process I want to choose, after all I'm stuck with them the majority of the week."

Nezu smiles, "that I can do, I have someone in mind, a recommendation actually, though meeting her might be difficult at the moment."

"Her.. you only have one person in mind." Aizawa states plainly eyeing the mouse man tiredly

"Indeed I do, she's a recommendation from a very old friend of mine. If I know him, she's something special." Nezu picks up his tea and drinks some of it

"Old friend huh.." is all aizawa states

It's silent as aizawa picks up the damn tea and drinks it, he prefers coffee over tea, but when in the presence of Nezu, your always offered tea, and he will be persistent to find a tea that fits your palette. Aizawa still doesn't like tea, but it's easier to drink one tea and say he enjoys it better than another, than be given different teas over and over. It's a lesser evil in his opinion.

"Though I'm sure the board will be sending someone over before I can get her here for an in person interview. I've held them off for some time since the last disaster they sent over." Nezu breaks the silence

Aizawa is curious and ask bluntly, "get her here? Are you saying what I think your saying."

"If what your thinking is she's from America then yes your correct!" Nezu happily replies almost finished with his tea

Aizawa's usually blank expression goes to one of slight surprise, "your hiring a foreigner?"

"Planning too, I am working on getting a work visa for a years time, so if she really isn't to your taste you only have to put up with her for a year. I will also be putting her on a fast track to get certified in teaching."

*Great another teaching disaster like All Might.* Aizawa retorts in his head

"So she has no teaching experience, is she really fit to be a teacher, we already have one person on staff with out a teaching certification and it shows." The dark haired male leans forward placing his tea down as he bluntly states with distaste.

"Well unlike the Number One Hero, she is working towards teaching license. Though perhaps I should make Yagi go for his as well.." Nezu trails off thinking before shaking his head, "Anyway, think of her like a blank slate, someone who won't have a teaching sytle and can learn from your own. Wouldn't that make you more pleased to know someone isn't trying to step on your toes and changes your plans?" He hums to him

"It feels more like a babysitting job, and whose to really say this foreigner won't step on my toes after getting comfortable. Nezu I appreciate what your doing, but hiring someone with no experience, with no license, plus isn't even here seems like more work." The dark haired male replied plainly with slightly narrowed eyes as he mouth is covered slightly by his capture scarf.

"Well I'm glad your appreciative, and sadly it doesn't exactly matter what your think about my hiring process." Nezu replies dangerously calm, "I'll set up a time where we can all chat virtually, so you can speak and meet her, I'll let you sit in on the interview. Otherwise do your really want to wait around and see who the board is gonna send over? They'll send someone over sooner rather than later, and I guarantee they won't care for your opinions like I do, if the last person they sent is anything to go off of."

Aizawa is silent for a moment before sighing and leaning back in his chair, "I don't have a choice, but I do want full control over my classroom."

"Full control?"

"I want my word to be final, I'm willing to compromise at times but I want to continue running my classroom the way I have been. I know the assistant teacher is supposed to keep me in check but-"

Nezu cuts him off, "I can allow that up to a point, while it's true the assistant teacher is supposed to make sure your not expelling left and right, or doing anything deamed inappropriate, it is more of the assistance job to.. assist. While the board wants to control your classroom more, I want to make sure you keep doing what your doing, after all your not fully expelling most of those students but sending them to the general education course and re-enrolling them if they become better."

Nezu then adds while organizing his desk a little, "this all started because you expelled the chairman on the board of education's son from the school entirely. It helped that it also shows the amount of students you kicked from your class is again, over a 100."

"I know that." Aizawa replies irraited

"So then, please go into this with a open mind. I'll let you know when I get a date and time for the interview for her, you might just have to put up with another teaching assistant in the mean time, though don't worry I'm sure you can find faults with this new one as disastrous as the other one the board sent over, and I'm sure the rest of my lovely staff will also look out for bad behavior." Nezu states looking at Aizawa's now empty tea cup

"Well then I won't keep you any longer, thank you for coming in on such short notice." Nezu say to Aizawa, as the said man in question gets up tiredly from the chair, bows and heads to the door to exit, "and do get some rest dear friend, it looks like you need it."

"I always need it." Aizawa relies with a bit of sarcasm as he exits Nezu's office, the clock still ticking away..

__________++++++++__________ AUTHORS NOTE

So how was my writing for Aizawa and Nezu? Sorry if they seems a little OC, if you have suggestions I'll do edits and such! Also this is on Wattpad, I update on there before posting it here.

Thanks for reading!

The Teaching Assistant

~Prologue~

"isn't that.." "Shh, she might hear you." "Who cares do you think she can introduce us to her brother?" "Don't even try, her brother doesn't even look her way anymore, not since the incident." "What incident?"

Amelia sighs as she just ignores the blatant stares and whispers as she stops in the coffee shop in hero costume.

*Fuck my life.* She thinks to herself as she pays for her drink and heads out of the cafe not wanting to stay any longer.

*It's always like this, especially now that HE is fighting for rank 2 spot now. All my mistakes in hero work, how I hold myself, how I talk, walk, E V E R Y T H I N G.*

The red haired woman with an oversized Hoodie and utility belt around her waist walks down the busy streets of New York, sipping her coffee as she goes, heading back to Beam Line Agency, which is owned by her brother.

No one really bothers her, it's not too often shes recognized, which is a blessing in her opinion. She isn't too much of a people person, she's too socially awkward. But she works her butt off and mask it well enough on the job.

The incident was a rookie mistake she did 6 years ago when she was 20. She almost got herself killed and a few civilians, all because she wasn't strong and fast enough. She was lucky her brother got there when he did, but it costed him multiple surgeries and physical therapy sessions to even regain the ability to walk and run again. She thought she could handle it, she was so wrong. Now she has to live with a slightly fractured relationship with her brother who has a major over protection streak and became a massive asshole.

But she can't blame him.. she did almost ruin his whole life. Though her cat, Stubby, always writes and tells her it wasn't her fault, after all who would have believed a rookie there was a terrorist attack going on? Her superior told her to investigate if she was "so sure". If anything it was that guys fault.

Oh yeah you heard correctly her cat writes to her. Insane as it sounds he can hold a pen with his tail and write, though the writing is.. bad, not that she would ever tell her best friend that!! Oh yeah, that three legged, one eyed cat is her best friend. Which is kind of sad if you think about it. With how everyone wants to get close to her brother, to his influence, the easiest target would be to befriend or even date her. She has no.. real friends, the ones she has were caught trying to sleep with her brother and it was quickly discovered they didn't care for her at all.

Her brother Miguel, always calls her to trusting for her own good, to naive. It makes her sick to hear those words.. it's hard to read people for her, to tell what someone's real intentions are, probably due to a bit of autism she has. It makes it difficult for her to read people and social cues, especially sarcasm unless it's covered in it.

To be completely honest, her brother.. use to be nice until he became really famous, then he.. he changed. Became a asshole, he even told her she should quit being a hero cause he wouldn't always be there to save her, like she's some damsel in distress! Amelia Tano is a hero, a hero I tell you! She is strong in her own right! She's pro hero Mercy, the medic hero! Saving thousands of people each year with her quirk and her skills she learned hopping onto the two years nursing course she took after graduating hero school.

Amelia enters the tall building, her brothers agency. This building could almost be called a skyscraper with 20 something floors to it plus a giant basement with a 15 car garage underground. She heads to the elevator as she scans her ID and pushes the apartment floor. Which is floor 18 through 23, she's on floor 19.

It's less than a minute ride up to her apartment floor and she exits and heads to her room, again scanning her card and entering in and shutting the door, which she slumps again sighing.

She gets out of her slump quickly kicking off her shoes by the door and placing her now empty coffee cup in the trash can as she enters the kitchen area.

"Stubby I'm home!" She says in her usual soft tone though it's a bit louder than usual as she yells this out above normal volume.

It's not long with the pitter patter of pawed feet is heard and soon enough a three legged, one eyed, white cat hops onto the kitchen counter, purring loudly at her as she gets food out for the both of them, but not placing the note book with a pen on the counter before she prepares breakfast for the both of them.

"Hope I didn't keep you waiting all night, I honestly didn't expect my brother to request back up from well.. me, last night." She says to her furry friend

The sound of a pen on paper is heard, when she finally has food and turns around to put both plates of chicken she just heated up for the two of them on the counter.

She reads the paper which said, 'was he grateful?'

She snorts a little as she rips a piece of chicken off and pops it in her mouth, "you've known me and my brother for how long? He'd rather shoot his foot or fight a villain than admit I managed to help him, especially after telling him to stop telling me I should just quit heroing all those years ago." She complains a little to her friend.

The white furred cat rolls it's single eye  before writing on the paper, 'dont remind me, I thought maybe he wouldn't be a dick to you for once, considering you dropped your one night off to help him with this mission.'

Amelia's red eyes soften, "yeah.."

It's silent for a few moments longer as the sound of chewing takes over for a few minutes before Amelia takes the plates and starts washing them.

She sighs again and says, "maybe.. I should move out or something. Move to a different state, get out from my brother constant shadow. I'm sure there are plenty of other states needing heros and, ya know me! I don't exactly care for fame or fortune though money is always nice hehe~" she giggles cutely for a moment before her face falls, she looks at the wall across the kitchen and it has some pictures.

Most of them are with her older brother when they were younger, and her first day becoming a hero. There's nothing new or recent on the wall besides the pictures of her and Stubby.

*It's.. all my fault.. if I wasn't so useless.. maybe we could have stayed close.*

Unknown to her, Stubby watches her, and his yellow eye narrows and intrigued at her words. This is his human, and as many as much as he tried to understand human dynamics he can't ever understand the reason why her older brother would be so mean, he's nice one minute then making her feel completely shitty the next. Keeping her under his thumb like that's gonna protect her.

*Amelia.. I'll do my best to get you someplace better than here, you deserve a place to flourish without people who work for your brother or admire him so much stopping you. it's about time I reach out to my old friend.* Stubby thinks as he watches his human take her face mask off and place it on the cabinet and heads to her room to shower.

He rips the paper out he just wrote on out of the note book by his teeth, and begins to write..

AUTHORS NOTE

Here's what the lovely Amelia's hero costume it's one of those sleeveless hoodies!

I'm hoping your liking this so far.

Pictured: Gale rolling a nat 1 on his insight check