mentalbird - Uzi!
mentalbird
Uzi!

phoenix / uzi. | just your average emo. artist and writer. | he/him | 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 | uzi fictkin (uzi irl 💜)

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mentalbird
6 months ago
I Just Think It Would Be Interesting If They Met
I Just Think It Would Be Interesting If They Met

i just think it would be interesting if they met

mentalbird
6 months ago
On This Day One Year Ago Someone Sewed A Fried Egg To A Tshirt

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

mentalbird
6 months ago

I don't know how to explain how AJ managed to inject nostalgia ITSELF into Forever without saying he's a FRIKIN GENIUS

I hold back tears during the whole episode but the credits broke me.

"if only when we met, we knew you"

I Don't Know How To Explain How AJ Managed To Inject Nostalgia ITSELF Into Forever Without Saying He's

WHEN WE MET

AND UZI AND N ARE OK SCREEN

IT MAKES YOU REMEMBER EVERYTHING

THE PILOT. THE MEMORIES. THE END.

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!

they started off as enemies, blew his head off with unstable sci Fi nonsense that actually worked, realized they were on the same team, been lied to, betrayed, left for dead, lobotomized, got their memories reformatted to soup, fought horrors together, danced together, lost trust, felt guilt, reunited, kept fighting, fell for each other, MURDERED A PLANET, V'S CONFIDENT MASK FELL OFF - SHE WAS JUST TERRIFIED AND CONFUSED AS EVERYONE ELSE, THEY REUNITED AGAIN, THEY LOVE EACH OTHER, TOGETHER, THE THREE OF THEM.

Also,

"falling for you"

To

"falling WITH you"

.................

.......I need a moment.

I Don't Know How To Explain How AJ Managed To Inject Nostalgia ITSELF Into Forever Without Saying He's

But some questions remain unanswered........

"it tricked me too"

???????

LIAM, IF YOU EVER FIND THIS, I WILL GET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mentalbird
6 months ago

"HI IM UZI, BITE ME 😍😍😍💔"

"HI IM UZI, BITE ME "

I fucking hate that song but its funny.

Haha I love uzi u cringe ass cannibal

mentalbird
6 months ago

gravity falls is so funny through robbie's pov

>be me, 15 year old emo in a bumfucknowhere town

>lives in a funeral home. my parents embalm bodies twenty feet and an entire wall away from where we cook dinner

>have a friend i want to be my girlfriend

>she starts hanging out with her boss' (???) twin niece and nephew outside of work hours even though they're like in elementary school

>friend becomes your girlfriend

>weird shit happens around these twins. conscience store ghosts, a weirdly pixelated adult man beating you up, your dirt bike gets stolen, your girlfriend's boss and his nephew make your gf break up with you???

>gets memories erased at some point

>suddenly in love with only other female friend, like instantly in love and it's like this came out of nowhere but she's so perfect and you loooooove her it's so great don't question why there's a part of you that doesn't remember ever actually falling in love with her. also those fucking twins had something to do with this again.

>apocalypse happens

>mfw im apparently part of a secret key of people that can save the world by holding hands but it gets fucked up last minute by your ex's boss fighting with his twin over grammar (did he always have a twin?? why are there so many twins??)

>the ritual you were a part of failed. you were supposed to be a special person and part of saving the world but nope. that failed.

>get turned into a statue

>apocalypse ends and you have no clue how or why

>things like immediately go back to normal

>still with girl you don't remember falling in love with

>the twins just fucking. leave the town. and now there's two of your ex girlfriend's bosses around. no one ever explains how or why any of this has happened. you still live in a funeral home.

mentalbird
6 months ago
mentalbird - Uzi!

mentalbird - Uzi!
mentalbird - Uzi!

getting better at drawin em

mentalbird
6 months ago

Another day in the Office

mentalbird
6 months ago

Some silly MD art :3

HOT CHOCO OIL TIMEEEEE!!!!

Some Silly MD Art :3
Some Silly MD Art :3

And an extra for my Doll lovers <3

Some Silly MD Art :3
mentalbird
6 months ago
Am I Kicked Out Of The Fandom Yet?
Am I Kicked Out Of The Fandom Yet?
Am I Kicked Out Of The Fandom Yet?
Am I Kicked Out Of The Fandom Yet?
Am I Kicked Out Of The Fandom Yet?

Am I kicked out of the fandom yet?

mentalbird
6 months ago
Are You Loosing Your Mind?

“Are you loosing your mind?”

closeups under cut

Are You Loosing Your Mind?
Are You Loosing Your Mind?
Are You Loosing Your Mind?
mentalbird
6 months ago
The Fandom Shall Take Care Of Itself From Now On.

The Fandom shall take care of itself from now on.

mentalbird
6 months ago
Tag Yourself
Tag Yourself
Tag Yourself
Tag Yourself
Tag Yourself
Tag Yourself
Tag Yourself

tag yourself

ⁱ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ʷᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵈʳᵃʷⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉˢᵉ ʰᵉˡᵖ

mentalbird
6 months ago
mentalbird - Uzi!
mentalbird
7 months ago
Jesus They Werent Kidding Huh
Jesus They Werent Kidding Huh

jesus they werent kidding huh

mentalbird
7 months ago

are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane

mentalbird
7 months ago
Doodles

doodles

mentalbird
7 months ago

I love that the two genres of 'miku from my culture' posts are 'beautiful intricate traditional clothing' and 'what if miku was a regular at the gas station by my house'

mentalbird
7 months ago
mentalbird - Uzi!
mentalbird
7 months ago

you call this place "wall greens" yet its walls... are not green? how very pecuilar...

mentalbird
7 months ago

Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.

Photoshop’s new terms of service require users to grant Adobe access to their active projects for “content moderation” and other purposes pic.twitter.com/weRjMfWvxx

— Dexerto (@Dexerto) June 5, 2024
Here it is. If you are a professional, if you are under NDA with your clients, if you are a creative, a lawyer, a doctor or anyone who works with proprietary files - it is time to cancel Adobe, delete all the apps and programs. Adobe can not be trusted. pic.twitter.com/LFnBbDKWLC

— Wetterschneider (@Stretchedwiener) June 5, 2024
mentalbird
7 months ago
47 Year Old Texas Realtor Miku

47 Year Old Texas Realtor Miku

mentalbird
7 months ago

Having OCs is the best because all my headcanons for them are confirmed

mentalbird
7 months ago

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

mentalbird
7 months ago

Every J fanart since the episode 8 teaser dropped

Every J Fanart Since The Episode 8 Teaser Dropped
Every J Fanart Since The Episode 8 Teaser Dropped

And they were roomates...