
phoenix / uzi. | just your average emo. artist and writer. | he/him | 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 | uzi fictkin (uzi irl 💜)
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i just think it would be interesting if they met

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
I don't know how to explain how AJ managed to inject nostalgia ITSELF into Forever without saying he's a FRIKIN GENIUS
I hold back tears during the whole episode but the credits broke me.
"if only when we met, we knew you"

WHEN WE MET
AND UZI AND N ARE OK SCREEN
IT MAKES YOU REMEMBER EVERYTHING
THE PILOT. THE MEMORIES. THE END.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!
they started off as enemies, blew his head off with unstable sci Fi nonsense that actually worked, realized they were on the same team, been lied to, betrayed, left for dead, lobotomized, got their memories reformatted to soup, fought horrors together, danced together, lost trust, felt guilt, reunited, kept fighting, fell for each other, MURDERED A PLANET, V'S CONFIDENT MASK FELL OFF - SHE WAS JUST TERRIFIED AND CONFUSED AS EVERYONE ELSE, THEY REUNITED AGAIN, THEY LOVE EACH OTHER, TOGETHER, THE THREE OF THEM.
Also,
"falling for you"
To
"falling WITH you"
.................
.......I need a moment.

But some questions remain unanswered........
"it tricked me too"
???????
LIAM, IF YOU EVER FIND THIS, I WILL GET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"HI IM UZI, BITE ME 😍😍😍💔"

I fucking hate that song but its funny.
Haha I love uzi u cringe ass cannibal
gravity falls is so funny through robbie's pov
>be me, 15 year old emo in a bumfucknowhere town
>lives in a funeral home. my parents embalm bodies twenty feet and an entire wall away from where we cook dinner
>have a friend i want to be my girlfriend
>she starts hanging out with her boss' (???) twin niece and nephew outside of work hours even though they're like in elementary school
>friend becomes your girlfriend
>weird shit happens around these twins. conscience store ghosts, a weirdly pixelated adult man beating you up, your dirt bike gets stolen, your girlfriend's boss and his nephew make your gf break up with you???
>gets memories erased at some point
>suddenly in love with only other female friend, like instantly in love and it's like this came out of nowhere but she's so perfect and you loooooove her it's so great don't question why there's a part of you that doesn't remember ever actually falling in love with her. also those fucking twins had something to do with this again.
>apocalypse happens
>mfw im apparently part of a secret key of people that can save the world by holding hands but it gets fucked up last minute by your ex's boss fighting with his twin over grammar (did he always have a twin?? why are there so many twins??)
>the ritual you were a part of failed. you were supposed to be a special person and part of saving the world but nope. that failed.
>get turned into a statue
>apocalypse ends and you have no clue how or why
>things like immediately go back to normal
>still with girl you don't remember falling in love with
>the twins just fucking. leave the town. and now there's two of your ex girlfriend's bosses around. no one ever explains how or why any of this has happened. you still live in a funeral home.



getting better at drawin em
Another day in the Office
Some silly MD art :3
HOT CHOCO OIL TIMEEEEE!!!!


And an extra for my Doll lovers <3






Am I kicked out of the fandom yet?

“Are you loosing your mind?”
closeups under cut




The Fandom shall take care of itself from now on.







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jesus they werent kidding huh
are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane

doodles
I love that the two genres of 'miku from my culture' posts are 'beautiful intricate traditional clothing' and 'what if miku was a regular at the gas station by my house'

you call this place "wall greens" yet its walls... are not green? how very pecuilar...
Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.



47 Year Old Texas Realtor Miku
Having OCs is the best because all my headcanons for them are confirmed
one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of
Every J fanart since the episode 8 teaser dropped


And they were roomates...