Me:... Oh................................................... "CHIPOTLE MAH LIIIIFE-"

Me:... oh................................................... "CHIPOTLE MAH LIIIIFE-"

Angel Dust: on a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do” how are you guys feeling?

Vaggie: somewhere between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat captain america” but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”

Charlie: probably “road work ahead”

Niffty: Oh "is that a weed, I'm calling the police" for sure!

Husk, to Alastor: I speak 5 languages and this is none of them.

... oh....................................... WELL GOOD LUCK WITH THAT-

Hazbin hotel Husk but damn he thicc boi. (Hard to color without it looking messy on phone TwT)

But he can also be a nifty boi

I just imagined that in a RP.... XD

Code pink!

Dark: I ASK YOU ALL TO DO ONE THING! I ASK YOU TO DO YOUR JOBS AND YOU CAN’T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! FOR GOD SAKE IT’S LIKE I’M WORKING WITH A BUNCH OF CHILDREN! OUT OF ALL THE EGOS MARK HAS MADE, WHY THE HELL AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS A LEVEL HEAD. YOU ALL-!

Bim Trimmer: CODE PINK, CODE PINK! GET HIM IN HERE NOW!

Jims: (run in holding wilford over their heads).

Wilford: (happily blowing bubbles).

Bim Trimmer: fire when ready.

Dark: AND FURTHERMORE-.

Dark: (noitces the jims holding wilford) what are you doing-?

Bim Trimmer: NOW NOW DAMIT!

Camera Jim: (puts wilford down)wil dark wants a hug.

Wilford: (looks at dark) well bully. Come here you.

Dark: what? No. NO STAY AWAY I-.

Wilford: (scoops dark up into a bare hug, smiling).

Dark: (bangs his fist into wilford’s chest) DAMMIT WIL, LET GO OF ME. LET…Go…of…me.

Dark: (stops hitting him as he stared off in contentment).

Wilford: rough day my darky?

Dark: (grabes wilford’s shirt and slambs his face in it. Letting out a muffled scream).

Wilford: (rubs circles in his back, chuckling) there there.

Bim Trimmer: good work gentlemen. That would of ended in a disaster.

Dr. Iplier: (bordly stares at the camera like the office).

Jeezums... 😑

Ha! I bet that happens when the Hellspawn is old enough to go on walks with Alastor and they both come across a fence 😂 Angel finds them on his way back to the hotel and just "Please tell me you two have only JUST got stuck..." Alastor says yes and the same time their kid goes "Nope! Me and daddy have been here for like 5 hours now 😃"

Like father like son/daughter 😔✊

For those of you who don't know what anon is referring to:

Okay... so me and a friend were talking about hazbin hotel stuff... then I drew these...

OMGGGGGGG XD~~~

Dark: I want to do bad things to you.

Wilford: Like what?

Dark: Break your legs, choke you to death, and push you off a building.

Wilford: Kinky.