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Merely Matt

Creator/writer of I Need A Miracle, host of Merely Roleplayers. (Those are podcasts.) He/him.

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I Only Have One Note For You Rian Johnson. In The Next One Benoit Blanc Needs To Be At Least 500% More

I only have one note for you Rian Johnson. In the next one Benoit Blanc needs to be at least 500% more gay. I've now seen Glass Onion twice, once in a cinema and once on Netflix, and both times I had to explain afterwards to the heteros I saw it with that Benoit Blanc and Hugh Grant are husbands. Yes despite the PR push. No I do not know the character's name, Blanc is gay married to Hugh Grant now thank you very much, that is my second note if you'll allow me that Rian Johnson.

Both times! "Oh I loved Hugh Grant's little cameo, but I didn't really get who he was supposed to be?"

You gotta shut these reactions down next time Rian Johnson. The rule of show don't tell is officially suspended. There must be no room for doubt. 500% gayer at minimum. Everything else just keep doing what you're doing, darling, loving your work

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