Cinderella Shanked The Fairy Godmother With A Glass Spear. She Wears Glass Armour. Seems Like She's On

Cinderella shanked the fairy godmother with a glass spear. She wears glass armour. Seems like she's on the warpath. Who wants to bet this is an elaborate setup for a joke about a glass cannon

These metaverse ads are everywhere in london at the moment

I just feel like they're missing something important

We've all seen inside the metaverse, the models are all legless untextured sub-Mii looking meeples and the environments look like Second Life fifteen years ago, so why do they get to use these high-res renders on their posters when every videogame trailer has to clearly flag which parts are and aren't what you can actually expect from the experience

Me: You HAVE to draw gay commedia dell’arte characters. Also me, somehow: I do? Me: You are OBSESSED with commedia dell’arte characters. Also me: I am???

songs you discovered on an 8tracks playlist in 2014 and you always assumed were way more popular than they actually are

commitment to the bit to lovers