Cinderella Shanked The Fairy Godmother With A Glass Spear. She Wears Glass Armour. Seems Like She's On

Cinderella shanked the fairy godmother with a glass spear. She wears glass armour. Seems like she's on the warpath. Who wants to bet this is an elaborate setup for a joke about a glass cannon

"ooooh nooooo but a rail strike around the holidays could cripple the economy" damn sounds like their labor is really really important and you should give them what they fucking want

Winter is perfect for dramatically standing outside in solitude, wearing a long dark coat and gloves, beholding the barren and empty landscape, lifeless and blanketed by snow, reflecting on the inevitability of death

And when you get too chilly you can go inside, get cozy under blankets with hot cocoa! It’s a real win-win scenario

And so Little Red never came back home, For there was no home left to go to.