Yall Are Gonna Hate Me For This Incorrect Quotes I'm Working On. Its A Bojack Quote So Obviously Its

yall are gonna hate me for this incorrect quotes I'm working on. Its a bojack quote so obviously its gonna be sad but its from the free churro monologue. Its for twisted wonderland too sooo...Yeaa....

you know you can swim with whale sharks in mexico or something?

Which shark would you want as a friend?

lemon sharks! they're so squish and friendly!!

GOJO SATORU: ❛❛ she got my heartbeat skipping down 16th avenue! ❜❜

.ೃ࿐ streamer!au: he's always so confident and self-assured, but a couple kisses from you and he turns into a mess.

contents: fem!reader. kinda suggestive ending (inumaki's comment). you spend half the fic making out lolll anyways we love flustered gojo he's so precious :< tagging @rinniessance and @rizsu to see streamer!gojo's latest shenanigans :3

author's note: this one was requested and i rly liked the idea sooo yea. i wrote it. shocking right?! anyways thank u guys for all the streamer!gojo requests, saves me the effort of having to think of plots ꨄ︎

"baby, what time is it?" satoru mumbles against your lips, holding you in place on his lap. the two of you are seated on his plush chair in front of his computer, and you've been kissing like teenagers for the last... hour? or two?

satoru tilts his head in to kiss you again, soft lips gently pressing against yours for the thousandth time. his hands roam over your body, and one rests on your waist while the other reaches around you into your back pocket. his eyes flutter open when he feels your phone, and he turns his head briefly to sneak a glance at the time.

"shit, i gotta start the stream in two minutes," satoru mutters. he gives you a quick kiss on the cheek and leans back, azure eyes drinking in your heated cheeks and fluttering eyes. a smug smile slowly grows on his lips as you look away. 

"aw, d'you want more?" he cooes, reaching out and touching the side of your face. satoru gently pushes your face back in his direction, moving his slender fingers to your chin and holding it in place. you're all sweet and flustered in the aftermath of your makeout session, and every time he sees you like this, another part of his heart surrenders itself to you.

you nod bashfully, brushing a strand of hair behind your ear as you feel satoru's grip on your chin tighten. he pulls you in for another long, minty kiss, and you feel him smile against your lips. his hand moves from your chin to the back of your neck as he hugs you against his chest, which rises and falls in sync with yours.

"you're so cute," he murmurs in between kisses, eyes flickering back and forth from you to the time. "c'mon, honey, we have a minu—"

you cut him off with another kiss, which catches him off guard—usually he's the one leaning in. but no, you had to take him by surprise and throw him off his game. the little hm? that slips out of his lips when you kiss him causes satoru to go redder than you've ever seen him. 

seeing satoru embarrassed is rare—he's so cocky and confident that embarrasment is basically unheard of, but in this moment, you've got him. he laughs nervously when you pull away, wide eyes looking everywhere but at you and your cheeky smile.

you reach up and grab his chin, tugging it in your direction the same way he did earlier. "you know exactly what you're doing," satoru mumbles, pulling you closer and burying his face into your neck. 

"i have no idea what you're talking about," you reply smugly, kissing the side of his face. "don't you have a stream to be starting soon?"

satoru looks up instantly and groans when he sees the time—it's a minute past his start time, and that could cost him a couple hundred viewers. you laugh as you hop off his lap and into his bed, curling up under his sheets as you watch him scramble to start the live. 

"love you, 'toru," you call, wrapping your arms around one of his pillows. 

after a second, he turns around, a loading sign on his screen. "love you too, baby," satoru replies, face still noticably red. you blow him a kiss and watch as he pretends to faint in an attempt to hide his childish grin.

a soft ding then signals him that he's about to be live, so satoru spins his chair around to face his computer. he forces his usual collected smile onto his face and starts, "hey, everyone. sorry for the delay, just got... held up with something."

inumaki: u look like a tomato LMAO

yuuji-itadori: yea ur really red, are u ok?

satoru looks away, mumbling something about how it's just the lighting that's making his face look red. naturally, everyone disagrees and starts speculating as to why he seems off his game today, and eventually, someone gets it.

megumi-fushiguro: he always looks like that everytime he sees his gf wdym

inumaki: WAIT THATS IT

inumaki: he was def doin unspeakable things with his gf just two seconds ago. trust

you can't suppress the small laugh that escapes your lips when satoru stumbles over his words at the comments, face redder than ever. "a-anyways, today i'm gonna— hold on," he cuts himself off by looking down at his phone, where a text notification from you had popped up.

love of my life: ur so cute :(

love of my life: but get ur shit together 

love of my life: im the only one who gets to see u like that (¬_¬)

hii I just found ur blog through a fanfiction and I really like ur writing style <3 u just got a new follower and I also saw ur 200 followers event and decided to join

a lot of the songs I listen to are vocaloid, would those be allowed? ik it says how they'd react to lyrics and vocaloids are in japanese so ud need to find English covers or translation

anyway congrats on 200! from what I've seen, you're a great writer and deserve many more

Vocoloid songs are allowed and I don't mind an English version or the actual version. I have ideas for the reactions to the Japanese version depending on if it's genshin characters or twisted wonderland characters but request any songs that aren't against the guidelines is set

HelloooOooOooO I just wanted to pop in and say your fics are really cool! (I've been too scared to interact but PLS KEEP UP THE AMAZING WORK!!!!!!)

AWW! THANK YOU SO MUCH!! YOU DONT KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MADE ME SMILE! I'M GLAD YOURE ENJOYING THEM AND I HOPE MY FUTURE WORKS MAKE YOU JUST AS HAPPY!

Also feel free to interact whenever! my ask box is always open as I'll try to respond as soon as I can!

I wanna join in that marathon!

How are you doing? cause im feeling kinda silly goofy rn

lolz same 😍

i'm in the mood for drawing random scribblesies. dw that's a word. i'm feeling good. and in the mood for continuing my rewatching classic disney movies marathon.