Summary Talking To Your Crush Can Be Hard, Especially If You Have Two Roommates Following (and Secretly

summary — talking to your crush can be hard, especially if you have two roommates following (and secretly judging) every step you take. but hoseok decided to take the risk, after all it's no better to be safe than sorry.

pairing — hoseok x yn

genre — fluff, maybe angst (because what's an au without dramA)

warnings — two dumbasses becoming friends, a really passive aggressive yoongi

note — this au will have some spanish slang (with english translations in case you need them)

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profiles

uno — the puppet master

dos — cats are superior.

tres — what's breakfast?

cuatro — the roomie jar

cinco — let's do this

seis — children, calm down

siete — we friends now

ocho — butterflies

nueve — cute

diez — hobito (1) my idiotic friend (2)

once — ¿y este quien es?

doce — (un)lucky

trece — u r my star

catorce — because I'm civilized

quince — no prob. no biggy

dieciséis — sopaipillas

diecisiete — mi favorita

dieciocho — do not open the door

diecinueve — what a silly question

veinte — you're not my dad

extra — the date

veintiuno — today's lesson

veintidos — YN IS A CHILD

veintitres — easier said than done

veinticuatro — we raised you better than this

veinticinco — plans equals date

veintiseis (a) — the d-word

veintiseis (b) — having friends is nice

veintisiete — not a morning person

veintiocho — judges you in spanish

veintinueve — i love him deeply

treinta — epilogue

THANKS, TWITTER — COMPLETED!

— synopsis: in which you make a Twitter thread rating your ex crushes, not knowing one of them grew up to be a kpop idol in a group named ENHYPEN (or in shorter terms, you get a boyfriend all thanks to twitter)

— genre: socmed + irl, fluff, angst, childhood classmates to lovers trope

— pairing: idol!riki x nonidol!fem!reader (ft other enhypen members)

note that enhypen are the only idols in this smau !! all of y/n’s friends are non idols despite them being idols irl (if that makes sense ?? like for example: soobin is y/n’s friend in this smau but in this au, he’s not an idol or apart of txt)

— warnings: cursing (tba)

— update schedule: everyday (if not, every two or three days)

— taglist: CLOSED as of rn.

profiles

y/n and friends 😦🤟 | slayhypen 😍🪄

ONE — rating my ex crushes !

TWO — what’s an enypen?

THREE — I’m crazy but I’m free.

FOUR — will you b mine? [ written + smau ]

FIVE — kwan protector 🤪

SIX — his Canadian ass!

SEVEN — ohhh

EIGHT — so am i the bad guy? [ written + smau ]

NINE — look it’s you!

TEN — betrayed & tear stained faces. [ written ]

ELEVEN — it hurts. [ written ]

TWELVE — yn jake stan

THIRTEEN — na jaemin..

FOURTEEN — who tf is ddeonu?

FIFTEEN — pls go out with me.. Ha ha what?

[ written + smau ]

SIXTEEN — shine by pentagon [ written ]

SEVENTEEN — nicki minaj sunbaenim?

Hooked Masterlist

c☾ 𝓗𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓮𝓭 (smau)

💌 - written

❣ - smut

introduction pt. i | pt. ii | pt. iii

ch. i | ch. ii | ch. iii 💌 | ch. iv | ch. v | ch. vi | ch. vii 💌 | ch. vii.v | ch. viii | ch. ix | ch. x 💌 ❣ | ch. xi | ch. xi.v | ch. xii | ch. xii.v | ch. xiii | ch. xiv | ch. xv | ch. xvi | ch. xvii | ch. xviii | ch. xix | ch. xix.v | ch. xx | ch. xx.v | ch. xxi 💌❣ | ch. xxii | ch. xxiii | ch. xxiv | ch. xxv | ch. xxvi 💌❣ | ch. xxvii | ch. xxvii.v | ch. xxviii | ch. xxix 💌 | ch. xxx | ch. xxxi 💌❣ | ch. xxxii | ch. xxxiii | ch. xxxiv | ch. xxxv 💌 | ch. xxxvi | ch. xxxvii | ch. xxxvii.v | ch. xxxviii | ch. xxxix 💌❣ | ch. xl | ch. xl.v | ch. xli 💌❣ | ch. xlii | ch. xliii | ch. xliv | ch. xlv | ch. xlvi 💌❣ | ch. xlvii 💌❣ | ch. xlviii | ch. xlix | ch. l | ch. li 💌 | ch. lii 💌❣ | ch. liii 💌❣ | ch. liv | ch. lv | ch. lvi | (cont.)

Diary of a Homewrecker Masterlist

SYNOPSIS:

Sunghoon has never been in a relationship. Which is honestly surprising considering he’s the most handsome man at HYBE University (self proclaimed of course). So when a rumour starts going around campus that he’s in a relationship with your best friend Ningning - he aims to clear it up as quickly as possible. Because let’s just say she’s not the one he’s pining for.

OR

Amidst a dating rumour that’s driving the school wild, Sunghoon’s friends attempt to hook him up with his longtime crush, Y/n. But the poor guy is just too awkward for his own good. And how can you find love with the shy ice prince when the entire school has you deemed as a homewrecker?

PAIRING: sunghoon x gn!reader

GENRE: collegeAU, social mediaAU, fluff, possible angst (light), possible suggestive, cursing, attempted humour, jokes about sex, death, mental health, etc. Basically gen z humour at it’s finest :) Ft. Enhypen members, Itzy Yuna, Aespa Ningning, TXT Soobin, more added..

STARTED: 22/08/22

FINISHED: ???

STATUS: Ongoing (random updates)

PROFILES:

Swaggers Support Group | The Slayhouse

CHAPTERS:

01 - Mrs Nishimura is punching the air

02 - Sunoo vs the Hets

03 - Bring your kid to work day

04 - Mom Senses | 0.6k words

05 - Wtf is a Ninghoon?

06 - Lying is a sin

07 - The n word (nepotism)

08 - Is that the lesbian flag?

09 - Workplace Harrassment | 0.8k words

10 - I Love My Fans

11 - Delete Yourself

12 - Sister Sunoo and the Church of Heesus

13 - Penis Cookies

14 - God… It’s Brutal Out Here

15 - Attack of the Simps

16 - Operation Side Piece

17 - Top 10 Anime Betrayals | 1.3k words

18 - Beta Energy

19 - Omg I love the fault in our stars

20 - Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss | 1.5k words

21 - Yuna MILF Hunter

22 - Master Jake

23 - I Like You A Latte | 2.1k words

24 - Daddy’s Discord Kitten

25 - This is why we can’t have nice things | 2.0k words

26 - Heartbreak Anniversary

27 - Gay Cow

28 - Soobin Sus

29 - Wikihow: How to kidnap a hedgehog | 1.6k words

TAG LIST (open): @msxflower @oddeonu @sukunasrealgf @diestheticu @shwizhies @lokideadontheinside @lilactangerine @kang-yeosangs-initials @dxlicateee @arizejkt19 @ramenais @luvkait @kyutiepeachy @cass1814 @cloverscloud @itssmila-fics @kim-liv @mxshimoo @bokuto-kinnie @hoonfever @mutlishipperfangirl @yenqa @zi-ever @iloveoceaneyesss @flwrsforriki @judeduartewannabe

texting, all in one w. txt-enha-skz’s 01 liners

best-friends! fluff, crack

NOTE! hihihiヾ ^_^ !!! it’s been awhile hasn’t it? 😨

i apologize for the unexpected hiatus, at the moment i’m trying to catch up and reorganize my layout + sm!au - so till then i’ll probably post some random things that have been waiting in the drafts for too long 😭

you guys have been nothing but patient and kind so i’m beyond the moon thankful :-( thank you lots! xx

a project and a guitar — yang jungwon.

ꏍ jungwon is just a boy who plays guitar for fun and that can't stop himself from looking at you in class, he never thought of talking to you even if he had the biggest crush in the whole world, but what happens when a project forces him to make a move on you?

pairing. guitar boy!jungwon x f!reader

genre. smau + written chapters, highschool!au, fluff, slight angst, strangers to lovers, kinda slow burn, love triangle (?) but not really.

warning(s). suggestive jokes, swearing. ignore time stamps pls.

feat. ive, itzy, txt.

status. completed!

note. this is my first smau and i'm convinced that i'm not funny so maybe theres not gonna be that much of humor !!

taglist. open! send an ask or comment to be added. @soobnny @yizhoutv @ja4hyvn @heejaies @amakumos @jalnandanz

profiles 1 | profiles 2

ch. 1 "weirdo"

ch. 2 "jungwon simp era ??"

ch. 3 "live love laugh"

ch. 4 "comforting" (wc. 0.7k)

ch. 5 "hellaur baby gorl"

ch. 6 "keep that shit to yourself"

ch. 7 "no more girlbossing"

ch. 8 "L + ratio" (wc. 0.6k)

ch. 9 "spidey sense"

ch. 10 "go for her alpha"

ch. 11 "what the fuck ??" (wc. 0.2k)

ch. 12 "i love myself too"

ch. 13 "i support depression"

ch. 14 "jungwon first win"

ch. 15 "bomb" (wc. 0.2k)

ch. 16 "i'm not playin"

ch. 17 "awkward"

ch. 18 "why me"

ch. 19 "me (an empath)"

ch. 20 "confusing me"

ch. 21 "please"

ch. 22 "his warmth" (wc. 0.7k)

ch. 23 "aint no way"

ch. 24 "holding hands"

ch. 25 "you free tomorrow?"

ch. 26 "and then 1 hour" (wc. 0.4k)

ch. 27 "or never really"

ch. 28 "i forgor"

ch. 29 "we're the best"

ch. 30 "can i kiss you again?" (wc. 2.0k)

ch. 30.5 "her guitar boy"