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@airebeam You follow Jackerman?

Sorry if you've been asked this before, but have you ever encountered any dog owners that were a little too affectionate with their dogs? Dogs that haven't been given Bob Barker treatment. And if yes, how often does it happen?

Not directly at the dog grooming shop but there was a woman in my neighborhood who a few of my customers held suspicions about, @micahbellfan. She owned a Chocolate Kelpie named Fritz who, after five years / thirty-five dog years of age, never went under the knife.

Whenever she took Fritz to the nearby dog park (which is where the above-mentioned people would run into them), Fritz would often sport a huge red rocket and chase after the other canines. Of course, being a dog park, his owner would let him run wild much to the fear of the other owners who had a keep a closer eye because at times Fritz would try his darndest to hump anything he could.

Although I would see them walking around the area from time to time, I never personally met Fritz or his owner. They were never clients at my salon. So, what I'm about to say next is purely taken from the testimony from one of my customers (who I will refer to as Mary) and a few others whose stories of their own Fritz encounters pretty much back up her claim.

Mary was sitting on one of the benches inside the park talking to Fritz's owner (who I will call Angela) when Fritz was so worn out from running around that he leapt up at the empty spot near Angela. Angela, not breaking off her conversation with Mary, grabbed Fritz and laid him in her arms like a baby. And as you can assume, Fritz's flag pole was up. Now, instead of drawing attention to it, Angela just started patting it while still chatting with Mary. She wasn't cupping it or groping it but playfully slapping it like a tubed basketball as his doggie woody would bounce up and down. And Angela never once acknowledged it much to Mary's disgust. What made Mary really want to throw up was the realization Fritz was perfectly behaved while she was doing it as if this was a regular game for them.

Unfortunately, Fritz is no longer with us. Years ago, he was travelling with his family on vacation when he was struck by a car at a rest stop in Nebraska. And while a lot of people offered their sympathies and condolences, deep down they were kind of glad they didn't have to worry about their pets getting knocked up anymore.

So, no, I haven't encountered any people who would re-enact a Jackerman video, but I have heard from customers who were quite sure Fritz and his owner had a deeper love.

Thanks for the question! *great big squishy 'When she got that feeling, that animal healing!' hugs*

@airebeam Am I the only one thinking Circuit Breaker? https://twitter.com/TheCinesthetic/status/1758212694576869569

Oh, my rats!

/made to order/