
•neighborhood’s most charismatic spazz•
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Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today
E, F, G, H... I... fuck what comes after I
the very next letter:


hi heres the entire twilight movie as a stamp
lighting a cigarette off the rim of my guardian angel's halo and they have to watch and let me shorten my lifespan by smoking it even though they're assigned to protect me from harm. because of free will.

a herd of dairy cow isopods grazing the great green meadow 🌱
"Centipedes don't fuck" is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don't fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don't even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don't even hang out
Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please
edit THANKS @smellslikebot

Bothersome beast, comforting friend






a collection
please add on to this if you find ones i havent
Life is a blank screen, and today, let's type a skull.




Cutie-pie of the sea (x)
*Update: this is not a real octopus but a spy bot for research. In a BBC vid(here), the spy bot helps an octopus to protect itself from sharks.












Bro balls collection part 1

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode
every video i see of Stephen A Smith on the internet belongs in a completely alternate dimension
Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

This meme's ruining my fucking life
hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please