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Michael Woodhead

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AVON CALLINGWritten & Composed By Michael WoodheadCopyright 1980, 2021

AVON CALLING Written & Composed by Michael Woodhead Copyright © 1980, 2021

(ding-dong sound effect) Avon calling!

My girl can’t stand to be Without her Eau de Vie “Avon calling” is what she wants to hear

I know she’s really cute I still think she’s a beaut “Avon calling” is still her resolute

SPOKEN: Can I interest you in a few cosmetics? There’s eye-liner, and lip-liner, Eye lashes, cold cream, Lipstick and rouge and a bottle of steam.

I wish she wouldn’t be In need of Eau de Vie “Avon calling” — what’s it done to me?

(ding-dong sound effect) Avon calling

[Inspired by my wife who used to be an Avon Representative; narration by my daughter]


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I HAVE OFTEN HEARD Written & Composed by Michael Woodhead Copyright © 1975, 2021

I have often heard of sinful things that people do I have often heard how they crucified you, too I have often heard how you rose from Satan's grave Many sinful men like me to save How I'm glad eternal life you gave

I have often seen the way that people put you down I have often seen pictures of your thorny crown I have often seen how they nailed you to a cross to die Thinking you would never live again Praise the Lord! Your resurrection came

I have often felt a burning deep inside my soul I have often felt gladness knowing you have made me whole I have often felt love and peace flow from above Holy Spirit falling like a dove How I need you more and more to love


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A PLACE FOR YOU Written & Composed by Michael Woodhead Copyright © 1966, 2021

There’s a place for you beside me If you say you’ll be my own There’s a place for you inside me In my heart, you’d be at home

There’s a place for you today, dear If you say you’ll be my girl There’s a place for you to stay here In my heart, not in the world

There’s a place for you beside me If you say you’ll be my own There’s a place for you inside me In my heart, you’d be at home

There’s a place for you today, dear If you say you’ll be my girl There’s a place for you to stay here In my heart, not in the world


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PRETTY GIRL Written & Composed by Michael Woodhead Copyright © 1967, 2021

You think that I don't love you You think that I don't care I wouldn't think of leaving When you stand over there You think that I don't need you But, don't you know you're wrong I wouldn't think of leaving Our love is much too strong

Pretty girl, make up your mind Tell me what you need Pretty girl, you know I feel Our love can succeed

You think that I don't love you And say you want to die But, sweetheart, you know what I mean Just look into the sky You see the stars, there, gleaming Down here, the flowers bloom You know from whence we both have come From Mother Nature's womb

Pretty girl, make up your mind Tell me what you need Pretty girl, you know I feel Our love can succeed

You think that I don't love you But hear me when I say Don't try to end our love, my dear There's more anew each day I'll show you what I mean, my love Just look up to the sun You know what life is made of Yeah, there's no need to run

Pretty girl, make up your mind Tell me what you need Pretty girl, you know I feel Our love can succeed


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HIS LOVE REACHES OUT Written & Composed by Michael Woodhead (1980) (Creative Commons License : Attribution-NoDerivs 4.0 International)

His Love reaches out to touch everyone The blind—they will see The lame—they will run The deaf—they shall hear The dumb—they shall talk The sick will be healed And the cripple will walk


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BONJOUR, SWEETHEART, HELLO Written & Composed by Michael Woodhead Copyright © 1969, 2021

Bonjour, sweetheart, hello I know you really love me so I'll hold you real close to me And then, you soon will see How I really love you so Bonjour, sweetheart, hello

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Bonjour, sweetheart, hello I know I'll never let you go Don't you ever make me cry Don't you ever say good-bye O, I really love you so Bonjour, sweetheart, hello

Bonjour, sweetheart, hello You know I'll love you more and more Hold me close to you all night Hold me close and hold me tight O, I really love you so Bonjour, sweetheart, hello

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Bonjour, sweetheart, hello You know I'll love you forevermore You and I, our destiny We'll fulfill eternally For, I really love you so Bonjour, sweetheart, hello


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