AVON CALLINGWritten & Composed By Michael WoodheadCopyright 1980, 2021

AVON CALLING Written & Composed by Michael Woodhead Copyright © 1980, 2021

(ding-dong sound effect) Avon calling!

My girl can’t stand to be Without her Eau de Vie “Avon calling” is what she wants to hear

I know she’s really cute I still think she’s a beaut “Avon calling” is still her resolute

SPOKEN: Can I interest you in a few cosmetics? There’s eye-liner, and lip-liner, Eye lashes, cold cream, Lipstick and rouge and a bottle of steam.

I wish she wouldn’t be In need of Eau de Vie “Avon calling” — what’s it done to me?

(ding-dong sound effect) Avon calling

[Inspired by my wife who used to be an Avon Representative; narration by my daughter]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME Written & Composed by Michael Woodhead Copyright © 1966, 2021

I tried foreknowing Where you were going with him What is brewing I can't see What are you doing to me Hey, I thought that you were mine But now you're there with him Sharing the time And sharing the wine My chances do seem slim

What are you trying Why are you sighing like that Are you undoing Do you disagree What are you doing to me

[Musical Interlude]

I feel like dying When I start crying like this No more pursuing Just you wait and see What are you doing to me Hey, I thought that you were mine But now you're there with him Sharing the time And sharing the wine My chances do seem slim

PRINCESS OF THE COSMOS Written & Composed by Michael Woodhead Copyright © 1969, 2021

Oo ahh oo oo Oo ahh oo oo Oo ahh oo oo Oo ahh oo oo Oo ahh oo oo Oo ahh oo oo Princess, Princess Princess of the Cosmos

WHEN I SEE YOU COMING Written & Composed by Michael Woodhead Copyright © 1967, 2021

I remember all the times When I would listen to the chimes of love I recall the things I felt When I would on my knees be knelt, my love When I see you coming

I can now recall the days When you and I went separate ways alone I'd return once more to you And to the feelings that I knew at home When I see you coming

Think of all the times when you were mine Think of all the times when you were fine Think of me and try to come back home Where I'll return to your arms and your charms

I remember all the times When I would listen to the chimes of love I recall the things I felt When I would on my knees be knelt, my love When I see you coming

Think of all the times when you were mine Think of all the times when you were fine Think of me and try to come back home Where I'll return to your arms and your charms

RAINY DAY SUNSHINE Written & Composed by Michael Woodhead Copyright © 1972, 2021

Rainy day sunshine (Rainy day sunshine) Prophets, soon, will try to prophesy Flowers, too, will try to beautify Rainy day sunshine in the sky (Rainy day sunshine on your thigh)

Rainy day sunshine (Rainy day sunshine) Music, now, will soon harmonify A pupa changes to a butterfly Rainy day sunshine seems to rest (Rainy day sunshine—on your breast)

Rainy day sunshine (Rainy day sunshine) Stars explode, and form the planets green Tears will fall from orbs that never seen Rainy day sunshine in the air (Rainy day sunshine fills your hair)

Rainy day sunshine (Rainy day sunshine) Suns revolve around a galaxy I evolve and glimpse sweet thoughts of thee Rainy day sunshine seems to fly (Rainy day sunshine—in your eye)

WHAT WILL THE DAY BRING Written & Composed by Michael Woodhead Copyright © 1967, 2021

What will the day bring What will the birds sing What will you say to me, now What will your love do Now that I'm beside you What will you try to say, now

Try to say that you love me (I love you, I love you) Try to say that you need me (I need you, I need you) O happy day

What will the day bring What will the bells ring What do you plan to do, now What is your love Like, Is it for real Like, what do you plan to say, now

Try to say that you love me (I love you, I love you) Try to say that you need me (I need you, I need you) O happy day

What will the day bring What will the birds sing What will you say to me, now What will your love do Now that I'm beside you What will you try to say, now

Try to say that you love me (I love you, I love you) Try to say that you need me (I need you, I need you) O happy day