AVON CALLINGWritten & Composed By Michael WoodheadCopyright 1980, 2021

AVON CALLING Written & Composed by Michael Woodhead Copyright © 1980, 2021

(ding-dong sound effect) Avon calling!

My girl can’t stand to be Without her Eau de Vie “Avon calling” is what she wants to hear

I know she’s really cute I still think she’s a beaut “Avon calling” is still her resolute

SPOKEN: Can I interest you in a few cosmetics? There’s eye-liner, and lip-liner, Eye lashes, cold cream, Lipstick and rouge and a bottle of steam.

I wish she wouldn’t be In need of Eau de Vie “Avon calling” — what’s it done to me?

(ding-dong sound effect) Avon calling

[Inspired by my wife who used to be an Avon Representative; narration by my daughter]

I HAVE OFTEN HEARD Written & Composed by Michael Woodhead Copyright © 1975, 2021

I have often heard of sinful things that people do I have often heard how they crucified you, too I have often heard how you rose from Satan's grave Many sinful men like me to save How I'm glad eternal life you gave

I have often seen the way that people put you down I have often seen pictures of your thorny crown I have often seen how they nailed you to a cross to die Thinking you would never live again Praise the Lord! Your resurrection came

I have often felt a burning deep inside my soul I have often felt gladness knowing you have made me whole I have often felt love and peace flow from above Holy Spirit falling like a dove How I need you more and more to love

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME Written & Composed by Michael Woodhead Copyright © 1966, 2021

I tried foreknowing Where you were going with him What is brewing I can't see What are you doing to me Hey, I thought that you were mine But now you're there with him Sharing the time And sharing the wine My chances do seem slim

What are you trying Why are you sighing like that Are you undoing Do you disagree What are you doing to me

[Musical Interlude]

I feel like dying When I start crying like this No more pursuing Just you wait and see What are you doing to me Hey, I thought that you were mine But now you're there with him Sharing the time And sharing the wine My chances do seem slim

AT MIDNIGHT Written & Composed by Michael Woodhead Copyright © 1967, 2021

I walked alone with no one at my side at midnight I walked on home with no one till I cried at midnight I can’t stand it I need someone to love I won’t mind it If I see her face above my own

[Musical Interlude]

I walked along with no one for my own at midnight I tarried long till the tears flowed from my eyes at midnight I won’t leave her That’s for sure I won’t leave her Anymore

RAINY DAY SUNSHINE Written & Composed by Michael Woodhead Copyright © 1972, 2021

Rainy day sunshine (Rainy day sunshine) Prophets, soon, will try to prophesy Flowers, too, will try to beautify Rainy day sunshine in the sky (Rainy day sunshine on your thigh)

Rainy day sunshine (Rainy day sunshine) Music, now, will soon harmonify A pupa changes to a butterfly Rainy day sunshine seems to rest (Rainy day sunshine—on your breast)

Rainy day sunshine (Rainy day sunshine) Stars explode, and form the planets green Tears will fall from orbs that never seen Rainy day sunshine in the air (Rainy day sunshine fills your hair)

Rainy day sunshine (Rainy day sunshine) Suns revolve around a galaxy I evolve and glimpse sweet thoughts of thee Rainy day sunshine seems to fly (Rainy day sunshine—in your eye)

HE"LL START TO TAKE AWAY YOUR FEAR Written & Composed by Michael Woodhead Copyright ©1977, 2021

When you're in a troubled way And help is miles away Just get down on your knees and start to pray My Jesus will be near And He'll see the tears Open yor heart and He'll start to Take away your fear

When you need a friend so true Jesus died for you The cross of Calvary will set you free Jesus is so near Every plea He'll hear Pour out your heart and He'll start to Take away your fear

[Musical Verse]

When you're in a troubled way And help is miles away Just get down on your knees and start to pray My Jesus will be near And He'll see the tears Open yor heart and He'll start to Take away your fear

When you need a friend so true Jesus died for you The cross of Calvary will set you free Jesus is so near Every plea He'll hear Pour out your heart and He'll start to Take away your fear