AVON CALLINGWritten & Composed By Michael WoodheadCopyright 1980, 2021

AVON CALLING Written & Composed by Michael Woodhead Copyright © 1980, 2021

(ding-dong sound effect) Avon calling!

My girl can’t stand to be Without her Eau de Vie “Avon calling” is what she wants to hear

I know she’s really cute I still think she’s a beaut “Avon calling” is still her resolute

SPOKEN: Can I interest you in a few cosmetics? There’s eye-liner, and lip-liner, Eye lashes, cold cream, Lipstick and rouge and a bottle of steam.

I wish she wouldn’t be In need of Eau de Vie “Avon calling” — what’s it done to me?

(ding-dong sound effect) Avon calling

[Inspired by my wife who used to be an Avon Representative; narration by my daughter]

BEAUTIFUL GIRL Written & Composed by Michael Woodhead Copyright 1969, 2021

I saw her yesterday I saw her again today She was a wonderful girl A marvelous girl The most beautiful girl in the world

I love her so No touch-and-go She is a wonderful girl A marvelous girl The most beautiful girl in the world

She gives to me Such ecstasy She's a wonderful girl A marvelous girl The most beautiful girl in the world

We promenade Beneath the shade She's a wonderful girl A marvelous girl The most beautiful girl in the world

Her lips taste like wine I hold her hand in mine She's a wonderful girl A marvelous girl The most beautiful girl in the world

I saw her again today She knew just what to say She's a wonderful girl A marvelous girl SPOKEN: The most beautiful girl in the world

PAVANNE Written & Composed by Michael Woodhead Copyright ©1968, 2021

Stars caress her brow Do you know her now Do you know I ran from Pavanne

Twinkling over her sweet lips Wanting to kiss, I slip You know why I ran from Pavanne

CHORUS: I couldn't stand the pleasure that she gave I couldn't understand my life she'd save So I ran from Pavanne

Trying to reach her arms Still I fell for her charms Still you know I ran from Pavanne

CHORUS: I couldn't stand the pleasure that she gave I couldn't understand my life she'd save So I ran from Pavanne

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME Written & Composed by Michael Woodhead Copyright © 1966, 2021

I tried foreknowing Where you were going with him What is brewing I can't see What are you doing to me Hey, I thought that you were mine But now you're there with him Sharing the time And sharing the wine My chances do seem slim

What are you trying Why are you sighing like that Are you undoing Do you disagree What are you doing to me

[Musical Interlude]

I feel like dying When I start crying like this No more pursuing Just you wait and see What are you doing to me Hey, I thought that you were mine But now you're there with him Sharing the time And sharing the wine My chances do seem slim

AT MIDNIGHT Written & Composed by Michael Woodhead Copyright © 1967, 2021

I walked alone with no one at my side at midnight I walked on home with no one till I cried at midnight I can’t stand it I need someone to love I won’t mind it If I see her face above my own

[Musical Interlude]

I walked along with no one for my own at midnight I tarried long till the tears flowed from my eyes at midnight I won’t leave her That’s for sure I won’t leave her Anymore

WHEN I SEE YOU COMING Written & Composed by Michael Woodhead Copyright © 1967, 2021

I remember all the times When I would listen to the chimes of love I recall the things I felt When I would on my knees be knelt, my love When I see you coming

I can now recall the days When you and I went separate ways alone I'd return once more to you And to the feelings that I knew at home When I see you coming

Think of all the times when you were mine Think of all the times when you were fine Think of me and try to come back home Where I'll return to your arms and your charms

I remember all the times When I would listen to the chimes of love I recall the things I felt When I would on my knees be knelt, my love When I see you coming

Think of all the times when you were mine Think of all the times when you were fine Think of me and try to come back home Where I'll return to your arms and your charms