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Rudolph

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9 months ago
Dont Think I Ever Shared This Drawing I Did In December On Here. Watched This Movie For The First Time

Don’t think I ever shared this drawing I did in December on here. Watched this movie for the first time in 2020, it was my introduction to Gregg Araki and I’ve been obsessed ever since! Had a lot of fun drawing this one


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9 months ago
No One Wants To Talk About How Intimate Jump Starting Someones Car Is.

No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.

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9 months ago
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Donald was the best partner in movies I ever had. We were brothers and we loved each other. We had such a deep, sublime chemistry. There was nothing intellectual about it, just this amazing natural harmony. I first met him in the commissary at 20th Century Fox when Robert Altman told us to have lunch together after I’d been cast in M*A*S*H. At first I thought: I don’t think this guy likes me. But it was just the opposite. The thing was: we were such opposites. I’m a Jew from Brooklyn and he was a Canadian from Nova Scotia. But it was perfection: never any conflict, just bread and butter – a relationship that felt like a miracle. Making M*A*S*H made us immediately close because while everyone else was working with Bob Altman, we worked for Bob Altman. He kept us a little segregated. We were both really unsure about the improvisation, the direction of the movie and Bob’s approach in general. Donald was hired well before me, but once I signed on we had the same deal: no less than second billing, and the same money. Later in production, Richard Zanuck, who was at that time running 20th Century Fox, said they wanted to give me first billing. I thought: “Oh that’s a nice honour. But Donald is my friend! I’m not going to be opportunistic – he was here first and should have first billing and I’ll stay in second place.” That’s what Donald meant to me. I never told him about that. A few years later, I turned down the screenplay for the movie that became S*P*Y*S, about two bumbling CIA agents. Then Donald called and said: “Would you do it with me?” And I said: “Oh that’s a different story. Of course!” On the first day of shooting in London, we drove to work together and he said: “What do you think of the script?” I rolled the window down, threw it out and said: “It’s a piece of junk. The only way this will work is if we swap parts.” But the producers could not digest that, so we just did the picture. Yet we did bring some of our own ideas to the table. There wasn’t an ending, for instance - so Donald and I agreed that we would just walk up the road with our backs to the camera and sing Side By Side. We worked together and we succeeded together, but we didn’t socialise very much – though having the opportunity to develop a relationship with some of his family was a total joy. Once, Donald was making a movie in the Bahamas and I came to visit because I had a week off from making The Long Goodbye and was interested in his leading lady, Jennifer O’Neill. Kiefer, his son, was five or six and Donald introduced us. Kiefer wanted me to stay, so when I said goodbye, I said: “Kiss me, Kiefer.” He had an ice cream cone in his hand and put it on my face – he kissed me with his cone. Donald was a true human being – and not all of us are. He could identify with any of us. His presence and his nature, his life and his mind are an asset for everyone. We all come and go physically, but as a being, he was really special and unique. I don’t put anything in the past. With me, it’s all in the present. My feeling is that for as long as I am living, Donald will be with me. I have no doubt about that, and I’m not being sentimental. I can see Donald now. I will see Donald for ever.

Elliot Gould - Donald Sutherland remembered by Keira Knightley, Elliott Gould, Ralph Fiennes and more in The Guardian

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9 months ago
If Any Of My Mutuals Have Ever Wondered What I Look Like This Description Of Jack Twist From Brokeback

if any of my mutuals have ever wondered what i look like this description of jack twist from brokeback mountain short story is shockingly accurate


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10 months ago

the best part of challengers is how they’re all barely 32 if that and it’s like listen my better years are behind me. my wife will shoot me like a dog if I don’t make it to semis this season

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10 months ago
Cock Shame, Pussy To The World

Cock shame, pussy to the world

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10 months ago
Do You Mind? All I Got Is Love For You. Are You Mine? I Will Make Time For You, Too. Ennis Del Mar About
Do You Mind? All I Got Is Love For You. Are You Mine? I Will Make Time For You, Too. Ennis Del Mar About
Do You Mind? All I Got Is Love For You. Are You Mine? I Will Make Time For You, Too. Ennis Del Mar About

“do you mind? all i got is love for you. are you mine? i will make time for you, too.” — ennis del mar about jack twist, probably

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10 months ago
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10 months ago

my theory tashi listened to trent reznor rubbing his nipples in the soundbooth talking about sucking cock for eighteen years and said i need two ken dolls to scissor for my pleasure and entertainement. and #imwithher

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10 months ago
Patricks Face When Art Says "no" When Tashi Asks About The Two Of Them....GOD
Patricks Face When Art Says "no" When Tashi Asks About The Two Of Them....GOD

Patricks face when art says "no" when tashi asks about the two of them....GOD

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10 months ago

i dont understand the tashi hate this is a woman with 1) french manicure 2) orangina (w/ straw) 3) juicy tracksuit top 4) gold hoops 5) adidas superstars 6) pink razr phone 7) mint cowl neck mini dress w forever 21 “moto jacket” 8) WEDGES 9) pink sparkly iphone case 10) hideous chanel espadrilles 11) camel cashmere sweater w no bra

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10 months ago
a fake tinder profile for art donaldson from challengers that says "18 miles away • I love mind games, I love drama, I love fake people. music and art mean nothing to me. I have no passions or goals in life. I'm not chill or funny and if you fuck with my friends I will help you do it. I would not hesitate to betray any of my loved ones at any moment. I believe every human deserves equal condemnation to an eternity in hell."
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10 months ago

grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow


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10 months ago

what the point of mmf threesomes if the dudes don’t fag out a lil

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10 months ago
A digital drawing of Ellen Ripley and Joan Lambert, done in bright greens and muted purples and reds. They’re sitting next to each other on the spaceship, Lambert smiling coyly at the camera with her hands clasped in her lap, Ripley’s face set in a neutral expression next to her. Other parts of the environment, such as tubes behind them and other crew members sitting around them, are vaguely indicated. A handful of bright star designs float around the image.

space ladies

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10 months ago

i really hate how online queer discourse has become “which flavor of trans person is most acceptable to treat like absolute shit”

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11 months ago
You Have To Be A Killer

You have to be a killer

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11 months ago

real people being partially closeted or ambiguous about their own sexuality while making Gay Art is not queerbaiting

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11 months ago

oh so it’s okay for you to kiss your friends?? but when i, judas iscariot,

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1 year ago
I Don't Remember Making This. When Did I Make This

I don't remember making this. when did I make this

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1 year ago

nobody wants to have gay sex with each other more than straight comedy dudes who are friends

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1 year ago
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