WHO THINKS LUCIOS MONTAGS MOM CUT OFF HIS ARM

WHO THINKS LUCIO’S MONTAG’S MOM CUT OFF HIS ARM

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Dark Wal-Mart Theory

You have to break into Wal-Mart after hours and go to the chip aisle and throw a bag of cheetos to the floor and you fall through the floor into another Wal-Mart that's under it and I can't remember the details but Dark Wal-Mart has blue lights and you have to turn off an alarm thing before you can do anything

(If this is real/you've heard it PLEASE add on in the comments, or if it's not real/you haven't heard it but have a good addition feel free to add on)

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

Dear teen girls,

Stop abusing your boyfriends and yes what you are doing is abuse.

Stop:

Yelling at him in front of his friends 

Hitting or slapping him when he does or says something you don’t like

Telling him he doesn’t have a choice when it comes to decisions that involve both of you 

Telling him he can’t hang out with friends because you don’t like him

Telling him to not talk to other girls even if they are his friend

Forcing him to spend every moment with you 

Belittling him and pointing out all his flaws

Calling him stupid or making fun of him for making a mistake

Threatening to break up with him if he doesn’t do what you want

Being emotionally manipulative and crying until he does what you want

Accusing him of cheating every time he’s not with you

Blow up is phone if he doesn’t text you every five minutes 

Telling him you are the must thing that has ever happened to him and no one else will love

Physically attacking him when ever you are mad

Forcing him to have sex despite that fact that he said he didn’t want to

Invading his privacy by going through his phone

Getting mad at him for changing his password and demanding he tell you what it is

If a guy did any of these things to a girl it would be considered abuse but since its the other way around its considered normal. Throughout High school I saw many girl treating their boyfriends like shit. Sometime even physically abusing them in the hallways and no one trying to stop it because its a girl attacking a boy. 

Boys: If your girlfriend does anything on this list leave her. It is abuse and you deserve better.

Girls: if you find your self doing anything on this list to your boyfriend you need to knock it off because you are being abusive. 

Wahoo, hiya everyone! It’s-a me, Luigi!

Now, I need to-a talk about something serious. People are-a living their lives in a sad, sad way. They don’t think that they’re-a number one! They think they’re-a number-a one billion! Oh no!

So if you’re-a reading this, I want you to know that Luigi loves you very much. You’re-a gonna do some-a great things, you know! You? You number one! Live life to-a the fullest! You’re-a great, friend!

Boy oh boy! It’s that time of the month!

What time of the month, you say? Time to remind everyone and warn the noobies of what the fuck they’re getting into:

Dana Rune, main artist of The Arcana, has run an incest zine and is still wholly unapologetic about it

Elle has a long, long, LONG history of being into “yaoi” and all that implies (rape and abuse fetishes to the point they’re into women being shipped w misogynistic space nazis? okay)(they also ship dorian/fenris which for those who aren’t in the know are a slavery apologist and a slave respectively)

Anytime Dana and Elle are criticized they deflect with excuses about their mental health as if half of us calling out their shit don’t also have our own mental illnesses

Note Dana also saying condemning incest is apparently as triggering as finding out someone ships incest, and admitting she blocks incest victims who try to call her out on her shit

Dana supports Omocat, a known “shota” artist

Dana and Elle have acted so atrociously this entire time they had to add disclaimers to their twitters about how their views don’t reflect Nix Hydra’s and demand nobody post their tweets

Julian is literally just a white-washed Jeff Goldblum like, the shamelessness of it lmfao

It’s still 500 dollars to buy the entire fucking game, fun little new mini-games or not, mini-games that still demand coins to continue or refresh???

their business model is SCUMMY as fuck

they blatantly fetishize the brown characters and play favorites with Julian and the whole asrian shit just feels gross as hell

the nb “””rep””” is laughable at best

this doesn’t even cover everything, and i may not have the screenshot but shoutout to dana replying to ppl complaining about prices with “nobody’s holding a gun to your head to play the game” like damn dana great PR skills