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Threats are out, unsettling prophecies of dubious veracity are in. I mean like, you can threaten someone with bodily harm sure, but why would you when you can say such things as

One day your eyes will turn to pudding. Will you be ready?

Given the right incentive im quite positive that rats would eat your toenails.

Have you considered whether worms are sentient? You should.

Have you done anything to retain the rights to your spine?

Tomorrow will be a wonderful day for you. Whatever you do, don’t look behind you.

Do you know what pigeons think of you?

These will utterly baffle whomever made the error in choosing to stand in opposition to you for long enough for you to take your leave, and who knows you might just be an oracle after all. Its not like you’d know if they came true

Ishimaru: Oowada told me to 'Go get it, man' so I'm going to go get it, man.

Fujisaki: Get what?

Ishimaru: Unclear. I'll get everything just to be safe.

Thoughts on Australia?

pro: home to many beauteouse wild birbs

con: also home to many dog & shork

Hey cat.. could you please.. not step on my boob?

thank you for your intérêt but my answor at this time is no.

sincerely,cat

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