Its Time For The Worst Girls

it’s time for the worst girls

i missed this posts birthday but it was in fact a dream!

Dark Wal-Mart Theory

You have to break into Wal-Mart after hours and go to the chip aisle and throw a bag of cheetos to the floor and you fall through the floor into another Wal-Mart that’s under it and I can’t remember the details but Dark Wal-Mart has blue lights and you have to turn off an alarm thing before you can do anything

(If this is real/you’ve heard it PLEASE add on in the comments, or if it’s not real/you haven’t heard it but have a good addition feel free to add on)

Broke: Being sad that Merle only has 68 deaths when they could have made the sex number joke.

Woke: Realizing that Merle’s Final Death will be his 69th death and that’s what he would have wanted.

Please do not declaw your clowns

Clowns need their retractable claws to hunt and climb. Removing them is not only costly but can seriously hurt your clown both physically and emotionally

In Disney’s The Lion King (2019), the lion kings have no dicks and balls. This is a subtle nod to the fact that the Lion King producers at Disney have no dicks and balls

“Look, I’m not Danny DeVito. I can’t just suck your fingers and make you fall in love with me.”