Evil Lich:

Evil lich:

Enter my evil tomb! It is the root of fear! The the orgin of terror! The home of phobia!

Hero:

Okay you CANNOT call it that

(To the tune of Hellfire from Disney’s The Hunchback of Notre Dame:)

I’m TIRED

So TIRED

I AM so FUCKING tired

Hey tumblrinos do you think anyone would care if I just slept in the basement of my work instead of facing the guests? I’m so tired and there’s a fan on down here behind the walk-in…

Coworker 2: Coworker 1 told me you’d never had boba before??

Me: I…definitely have. I love boba tea. :)

Coworker 2: I thought so! I was thinking, “She must drink boba tea, she dyes her hair!”

Me: I…yes.

Reblog if you also dye your hair and drink boba tea :D

mangopilled rn

Goodbye, Lynn. Thank you for your constant support and encouragement since the day I started these comics. It has meant the world to me, and I wish I could have told you. We will remember you forever.