So, You Really Want T Go In? :)

So, you really want tó go in? :)

An hour later...:

Was going to bring my hookup home but got hungry on the way now I’ll wait for him to digest before I find someone else for tonight.

Hairy in the car

What, I was hungry! You’re still mad I ate your friend? I thought you didn’t like that guy anymore. It was quick and painless for him, if that helps, swallowed him whole, down my warm, wet throat, the acid in my stomach knocked him out before it dissolved him, and now there’s barely even a bulge in my gut. I’m digesting him super quick, turning him into fat and muscle and energy for my next workout, if you’re still mad when I’m done with all that, you’re welcome to join him, okay?

F I R M

Don’t you think you would look good as my pit hair? I’ll even let you choose which pit and how long you stay, hit me up when you make your mind up.

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