Their Kindergarten Teachers Would Be So Dissapointed

their kindergarten teachers would be so dissapointed 💔😔

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

Omg imagine angsty universe where Mike doesn't figure it out and when Will confesses his feelings to him, he brushes it off by saying "it's natural to think of kissing your best friend, it doesn't make you gay, like I think of it too, bro" and Will just goes silent

great minds think alike

you'd probs defeat god if u had a dick, he'd fall in gay love with you

ThanKS FOR THE TAG THO I SM GLAD I LEARNED MY DICK SIZE

i don't know who to tag so if you see this please just respond, im mentally tagging all!

tag game because i think we all deserve to know what size our mutuals' schlongs would be

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tags!! @krakoansam @will--byers @willbyers-clizzy @autistic-katara @trans-lobotomy @taylorswiftshipsbyler @apocalyptic-byler @runninguplenorahills @mimispams @weirdo09 + anyone else who wants to do it :)

The Tortured Poets Department is a great reminder that women don't owe the world pretty. Taylor Swift doesn't owe anyone an easily digestible pretty pop album wrapped in a bow with short songs you can make TikToks to. She's allowed to present something raw, uncomfortable, and vulnerable to the world.

CAUSE IM A REAL TOUGH KID I CAN HANDLE MY SHIT THEY SAID BABE YOU GOTTA FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT AND I DID