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IM TRANS SO I HOPE SO-

YEP, BAD PERSON /srs

He's a villain. It makes sense.

That being said, I'm hyperfixating on this man SO hard on his. It's crazy. But he is my favourite character. (Spoiler alert: You can enjoy a fictional character and still condemn their actions)

Hoo boy. Now I've made it known multiple times on my blog that I LOATHE the whoobiefication of Vox, but lets get into why/how Vox is NOT a good person nor a baby that needs protecting and why he's all the better for it. Buckle up ladies and gentlemen, this will be long.

Now, why isn't Vox a good person? Easy. Because he (along with the other Vees) is supposed to be the bad guy of the story. Shocking, I know. Vox was NEVER intended to be a good person, and some of y'all just need to accept that.

Now for the long part: HOW is he not a good person?

Well, first of all, his literal introduction is an ad selling drones HE DESIGNED specifically for stalking,"peeping on the neighbors has never been more stylish"

Right off the bat, this tells us he doesn't care about people unless he can profit off them.

Which is also backed up by the point that he ADVERTISES Val and Vels "love potions" which are basically just roofies.

Again. This man ONLY cares about profit first and foremost, screw the people who can get hurt/SA'd by his products.

Next, he has a power of hypnosis which he is NOT hesitant to use. He can take away someones free will at a glance and uses that to his full advantage.

He's also very willing to give Val his lowest earners to shoot. Notice that he does so with no hesitance and no regret.

Also, (and most significantly) he's a huge, HUGE enabler. This guy has cameras EVERYWHERE, ESPECIALLY when Valentino is involved. He's got cameras in Val's room, Angels old room, at Vals corner of the club (which moves when Val does), there's NO WAY he DOESN'T know that Val is a r@pist.

And DESPITE that, he still sleeps with the man, is very likely in love with him, and oh yeah, FUNDS HIS WHOLE DEAL. The cameras Val uses are Voxtech cameras.

Val may be the one who does the dirty work but Vox willingly and knowingly makes a profit off of that. He doesn’t just know and do nothing, he actively HELPS Val out and obviously has no second thoughts nor regrets about it.

This is not a look of disgust or discontent, this is fondness. Genuine fondness. For Valentino. As a PERSON. Let that sink in.

There’s also the implications that Vox is jealous of the attention Angel gets from Val. Angel gets abused constantly by Val, Vox KNOWS, and still hates Angel because of the sheer fact that he takes up so much of Vals attention.

Not to mention the HEAVY implications that he gets off on watching people suffer.

“Well Vox can still do better than Val!!”

While I’m at it, I guess I should bring up the fact that BOTH Vox and Val are MASSIVE red flags.

With Val, aside from the obvious, he’s also a huge attention whore for Vox and isn’t afraid to break Vox’s property if Vox doesn’t pay attention to him. Yeah Vox gets frustrated with him, who wouldn’t be when their lover is throwing temper tantrums every other day?

With Vox, again, aside from the obvious, isn’t afraid to handle Val roughly when he’s mad, and literally screams about how watching his arch nemesis/obsession get the crap beat out of him is better than sex. Right in front of Val by the way. In regular circumstances, 9.98/10 that’s gonna get your ass dumped in a second.

Not to mention the mutual condescension ation towards each other.

And as much as fans (including myself admittedly) like to shit on Val for being a man child, Vox is literally no better.

Plus the explosive tempers.

Seriously. Vox LITERALLY cannot do better than Val. Vox is the only one who can put up with Vals BS and vice versa.

OH YEAH and lets not forget one last thing: VOX ALSO ABUSES HIS OWN EMPLOYEES.

This dude is scared of him, and it’s NOT because he’s worried about getting fired.

So yes. Vox is not nor HAS EVER been a good person.

And for me personally, I love that. I love that he’s entertaining yet awful. I love his dynamic with Alastor, and I love his relationship with Val even more.

If you’re wondering why I personally love Staticmoth, it’s because basic couple rules do not apply to them. They’re both toxic narcissistic red flags and therefore they can be as awful as they want to each other, and the other will simply shake it off. Yet there’s still heavy trust between the two (never being scared of each other) and they still have little moments together where they’re genuinely happy. It’s unique, and something I’ve never seen in media before.

Basically, if you liked Vox better when you thought he was a poor little baby being abused by Val, read a fan fiction. There’s a lot of them out there.

But people really just need to accept the fact that he’s an awful person. Always has been. He’s not better than Val by ANY means. He and Val are both evil pricks who deserve each other.

And guess what? LIKING AN EVIL CHARACTER DOES NOT MEAN YOU SUPPORT THEIR CHOICES. IT’S OKAY TO LIKE VOX EVEN IF HE IS EVIL.

But don’t go on saying that Vox was “ruined” as a character when all signs have always pointed to him being terrible.

Bro, he got a skinny ass Viv neck how on God's green earth did that man even walk?????

I love the detail of Vox having a CRT Television in older photos.

Perry is ALSO autistic. He also loves the routine, and I think when he's in regular platypus mode, it's like his version of masking.

Unrelated, but Ferb is also autistic but I think that goes without saying.

Doofenshmirtz: And behold the accommo-nator! With this machine, the needs of all in the tri-state area will be accommodated for; wheelchair ramps and elevators in every building, quiet space in restaurants, bars, and all public spaces, inclusive language normalised! You will not stop my evil plans this time Perry the platypus!

Perry, indeed not stopping him:

Doofenshmirtz: And behold the accommo-nator! With this machine, the needs of all in the tri-state area will be accommodated for; wheelchair ramps and elevators in every building, quiet space in restaurants, bars, and all public spaces, inclusive language normalised! You will not stop my evil plans this time Perry the platypus!

Perry, indeed not stopping him:

I live for this caln honestly. It's yummy, scurmdidlyumptios

Time for a Milestone Raffle!

The support I have gotten with this silly clangen blog has been absolutely incredible and I cannot thank you all enough.

So to celebrate this milestone and to say thank you, I want to give back in the best way I can with a blog like this!

I will be selecting 3 winners on 01/19/24 who will be able to make a character that I will place in one of the outside groups of my clangen! They can be in one of the three outside clans, starclan, or even just a loner! They may appear more than once depending on when the opportunity arises in the clangen, and you will be credited for the character whenever they appear!

You may enter two times total, by reblogging and liking this post! You must be following me to enter.

If you reblog to a sideblog, please tag the blog you follow me from! Multiple reblogs from one person only count for one entry.

This, this is my roman empire

robin and humphrey + a possible julian design in my warrior cats au :3

I have no idea who this transgender feline is, but slay and yass and whatever else you homosoexsuals say to express comradery.

MOON 7

bleakpaw and petalpaw don't do well gathering herbs, stressing bleakpaw

howlkit and gorgekit are having a mock battle

bleakpaw realizes that male doesn't describe how she feels anymore

note: bleakpaw is a trans girl! she uses she/her now

Gatekeep welding. It belongs to the streets and this bitch got no cred

Feb 2022: Prime Minister Scott Morrison tries to convince voters he understands the common man by cosplaying as a welder while visiting a workshop.

However he fails to convince voters of his working-class cred after making the baffling decision to remove his mask mid-weld, in order to see better.

After this fiasco, Morrison's government also quietly shelved their plan to allow children to drive forklifts.

Honestly with everything Thomas has done? Frankly slay.

I like how all of Alison’s pranks on the other ghosts are comparatively low key and unserious, and then with Thomas she goes right for the jugular and drives him to the brink of a mental breakdown.

This is autistic pride and community

get rid of tonal indicators. every time you tell a joke this fucker should pop up

THE MARY IN THE CORNER IM SOBBING 😭

Quick one to celebrate the final season:“)

Wait, how does alcoholism come from horses?

nobody talks about it but like the fact that glasses exist is literally insane

I DID NOT JUST HAVE A NIGHTMARE ABOUT JOSEPH FROM DDADDS😭😭😭😭😭

I need everyone to appreciate this

A Conversation the Dads from DDADDS Have Had

Damien: Synonyms are weird because if I invite you to my cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you're going to die.

Craig: My favorite is explaining the difference between a "butt dial" and a "booty call".

Hugo: It's called connotation.

Robert: Try this one on for size; "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned," vs "Sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty."

Joseph: Great news! Language is now banned!

Omfg this is so despasito

One thing I love the most aboyt the assasination team is that they were a big wholesome family that was very supportive about their two gays. Their team meeting had enough seats for 8 people. Which means that Sorbet anf Gelato always sat together, hand in tiddies, and everyone was like "Aight"

La Squadra may have wanted to sell drugs to kids and use Trish for their nefarious ends but they ALSO said gay rights so I am legally obligated to stan them.

EVERYONE WHATCH THISSJXNNS.A.S.S.NSND.D.X.XM.XMDKS

TW: Creepy imagery and music, character death

Istg I see so many trends on insta that got washed up there from tiktok and everytime my monkey brain goes "haha do something ninjago related with it"

So here, take this very badly executed zane angst shit (I'm bad at drawing horror bc I never do), I deviated so much from the og show that it's basically an AU (does anyone remember that rewrite au I did when I started this account? me neither)

Anyways short version: Zane is human, his 2 dad's are Dr Julien and the previous master of ice and when he fights the overlord he gets stuck in this limbo between life and death bc he's not a robot and can't just be rebuild (duh), he wanders as a lost soul without anyone being able to see him, when he's about to loose hope completely he hears that the other ninja are on chens island so he goes after them and bam there's the connection between season 3 and 4

Just when I had a will to live-

collateral damage

This is single handedly the greatest content I've ever seen

Another clone high animatic for fun, turn on the audio for this!

I wish I had more time to do the things I wanna do ARGHHH

The dsmp has officially ended.

I have promptly decided to kill my self

Easy. Babygirling stands

i open scribble requests agan

i need to draw more but idk what

send your blorbos

YIPPEE

Idk why but I always headcanoned illuso as trans fem/ a trans woman. Just think it fits her. I will give information to you now farewell

You come to me with words of interest and then drop "now farewell" at the end? No you don't, please tell me/us more, I love trans headcanons!

*fearl noises intensify*

I believe he is inhumanly tall