Me & My Brothers Have Planned To Go Park But I'm So Horny, What The Falafel?!?!?! How Am I Supposed To

Me & my brothers have planned to go Park but I'm so horny, what the falafel?!?!?! How am I supposed to supress?

All I could think of him.

cr: yooboobies

I dreamed that you bewitched me into bed

and sung me moon-struck, kissed me quite insane.

(I think I made you up inside my head.)

from Mad Girl's Love Song by Sylvia Plath

I've looped this video 738237728 times, and I'm still not over it. He's insanely attractive 🥵🤌🏻. Alas! I'm simping over all jjk characters.

he felt warm and familiar. he felt solid and safe. i wanted to cling to his shirt, bury my face in the warm curve of his neck ﹠ never let go.

Yoongi's thoughts never leave my brain, not even when a patient was telling about her abortion and crying(I was teary too) & when she left, all I could think was how I can never marry Yoongi(albeit he's my husband by all means), I won't be the one giving birth to Yoongi's children & in few years or so, I'll be someone else's wife and bear his kids. Phew.

All because I was reading Yoongi's fic to sleep.

Ngl marriage scares the hell out of me, I'm not ready for this, I'm not responsible at all. I love kids, but I don't want to marry and have them, In one fic of Jimin, I read where's he's the sperm donor of his ex. I want to get pregnant, but I don't want to marry or be in any relationship or maybe have no kids and spent rest of my life alone with my parents. Idk I just don't want to marry whatsoever.

Oh wait, I've few more years, why am I worrying all this? Hein? I'm weirdo.

the person who got me all horny because of his deductive skills and smartness 🥵🤌🏻