Sometimes I Just Want To Say Kind Things While Being Elderly With A Heavy Accent.

Sometimes I just want to say kind things while being elderly with a heavy accent.

Do you know that vibe? That thing that happens sometimes? It lodges into my brain

Never underestimate the internet. Someone can do anything.

i love posting on my tumbr

Nah, they just have early access on the Dlc. They've got extra critters.

Working on a dataset of roadkill reports. state agency personnel CANNOT spell

These arbitrary test polls I've been doing (funny movie and oc deaths) have been fascinating. Apparently I suck at communication and conveying personality, 'cause y'all've been way off.

A successful experiment, splendid!

"Unfortunately, due to my joyless editors, I cannot tell you about the songs here. That will have to wait for postappendix c."

Rereading The Hobbit, like you do, and when the party gets to Rivendell the narrator says “I wish I had time to tell you even a few of the tales or one or two of the songs that they heard in that house.”

And like. Jirt. My man.

I know it’s for narrative effect, but nothing I have ever read in my entire life has been less believable than Tolkien himself writing that he doesn’t have time to include a song.