I Need More Lotr Give Me More Tolkien Stuff Dammit

I need more lotr Give me more Tolkien stuff dammit

Requested by @springcrystalmoon Eva from Wakfu in a fox hoodie because kawaï (even though it’s weebo af lol) Sorry for the delay pal, thanks for your patience and for requesting !

From now on, I will stop considering this blog as something all for good fun but as a serious and effective way to progress.

*drops the mic and walks away*

Maokai for my cousin’s birthday. I never played LOL. Ever. But my almost-brah is a great gamer so here he goes ! Made with watercolors

Pose study/observation drawing made in 2-3 minutes in art class

PERFECT

I cannot believe that Hermione did not take advantage of that Rita skeeter’  article that said she was dating harry. I would be like  HELL YES BITCHES I FUCKED THE BOY WHO LIVED, THE BOY WHO LIVED IS MY FUCKING SEX TOY! GUESS WHAT? HE ALSO DID DRACO MALFOY, 70% OF THE GRYFFINDOR HOUSE, YOUR SISTER, AND YOU ARE THE NEXT!

she could ask their friends to spread they also fucked harry potter to different prophet’ reporters until gets so ridiculous that it lost all credibility.

“Yes, I did the potter” -Viktor Krum

“Of course, Harry is so lovely” - Fleur Delacour                                           

“I showed to him some nice stuff in the bath” - Cedric Digory (does not like to lie)

“He and Malfoy are often at each other” -Severus Snape and the entire Slytherin house

“At the same time” - Fred and George Weasley

“Harry truly is amazing, he is always gentle with us.” - Luna Lovegood with Neville Longbottom hiding behind her, nodding, mortified.

“Let’s just say that he can ride more than just a broom”- Oliver wood “Let’s just say that he being able to catch the snitch with his mouth was not a coincidence” - Ginerva Weasley. 

“He made us gay” - Seamus Finnigan and Dean Thomas.