FABIAN IS ABSOLUTLY KILLING IT ON THE DANCEFLOOR! LETS GO DUDE!

FABIAN IS ABSOLUTLY KILLING IT ON THE DANCEFLOOR! LETS GO DUDE!

@asterssunzephyr

My brain at all times:

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Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

I KNEW THINGS DIDNT FEEL RIGHT!

The whole second episode I was questioning everything I knew about fantasy high and was pointing out all the inconsistencies to myself. The time thing didn't click because I thought it was augfort being a wackadoodle again.

Guys, its not some fucking “bad luck devil” or whatever. It’s clearly this fucking time gargler or whatever the fuck that’s behind all this nonsense. Aguefort literally lays it out for us that the quangle makes things happen out of order. Things like, say…Zelda and Gorgug being broken up even though we know from the Seven that they’re still together in Junior year, or Aelwyn suddenly moving out and going from a snarky 19 year old whose never had a job or gone to college to a middle school teacher with 5 cats in the course of 3 months, or the sophomore album being 10 months late even though Fig only finished her debut a little over 16 months ago AND they were in the middle of the tour, or Hallariel and Gilear getting engaged after like a year when 3 months ago Gilear wasn’t even allowed to sleep in her bed, and Sklonda defending one of the organizers of this folk festival when the festival hasn’t even happened yet, or Figs birthday suddenly moving from Christmas to July.

The new official character art for Fabian Aramais Seacaster, courtesy of @caitmayart

The bad kids are making me realize just how burnt out I really am. Dang you d20 for making me think about my mental state!