Fast F*cking Food Masterlist

fast f*cking food masterlist

welcome to Bayside Tower Strip mall! what would you like to order? step inside! we have an array of fast food joints with quirky employees who are ready to serve you! 

all of these banners have been made by the lovely @chillingtae​! 

host note: wow i can’t believe this is finally here :’) this was an idea i had last year and i was actually planning on doing this series by myself!! whoa!! i thought it would be so much more enjoyable for me and my readers to bring on some great friends of mine and turn it into a collab! i cannot thank my best friend Ivory enough for encouraging me to get this thing started and for helping me with all the little details that went into this collab. it would not have happened without her. and thank you to all my lovely friends who wanted to be a part of this! your participation and enthusiasm has not gone unnoticed. and a very special thanks to @bangtiddies​ for being the groups number 1 hype and informant! 

so everyone, i hope you enjoy our fast f*cking food collab!

some restaurants opted to not give out free samples

warning: each of these stories will be containing smut content and is not recommended for minor viewing

☞ owner: @jinterlude​

☞ restaurant: chipotle

☞ employee of the month: kim seokjin

☞ restaurant opening: 27 sept. 2020

☞ menu: with a hurt and confusing past, seeing seokjin behind the counter of your favorite fast food place was the last thing you could have imagined. 10 years of emotion still run rampant between you two, and it seems a do-over is the only way to truly figure out why you’re both so hung up on the past

☞ sample —> here

☞ order —> here

☞ owner: @chaangbin​​

☞ restaurant: kfc

☞ employee of the month: min yoongi

☞ restaurant opening: 28 sept. 2020

☞ menu: as if starting a new job isn’t nerve wracking enough, it just so happens that your ex FWB gets to train you. OR Yoongi is a raging vegan working at KFC who’s more focused on proving a point than training a new employee

☞ sample  —> here

☞ order —> here

☞ owner: @ughseoks

☞ restaurant: arby’s

☞ employee of the month: jung hoseok

☞ restaurant opening: 29 sept. 2020

☞ menu: when you show up to the strip mall on an ordinary Tuesday night, the super cute Arby’s sign spinner manages to catch your eye. he’s the total package—even if he’s a little too dedicated to his role as a fake cowboy

☞ sample  —> here

☞ order —> here

☞ owner: @nomseok​

☞ restaurant: starbucks

☞ employee of the month: kim namjoon

☞ restaurant opening: 30 sept. 2020

☞ menu: visiting your favorite Starbucks is no biggie until they hire a new employee that never stops messing up your order.

☞ sample  —> here  

☞ order —> here

☞ owner: @parkshwa​

☞ restaurant: burger king

☞ employee of the month: park jimin

☞ restaurant opening: 28 feb. 2021

☞ menu: the last thing you’d ever expect to see in a Burger King drive-thru is your long lost childhood friend and first love, Park Jimin

☞ sample  —> here

☞ order —> here

☞ owner: @sunkissedjk​

☞ restaurant: in-n-out

☞ employee of the month: kim taehyung

☞ restaurant opening: 2 oct. 2020

☞ menu: sometimes you never know how much you’re craving something until you get that first taste, and you’re tasting plenty in the back of your local in-n-out restaurant

☞ sample  —> here

☞ order —> here

☞ owner: @jinned​

☞ restaurant: mcdonald’s

☞ employee of the month: jeon jungkook

☞ restaurant opening: 3 oct. 2020

☞ menu: it’s no secret that you live your life by the rules. the only thrill you allow yourself is going to mcdonald’s to interact with the exuberant drive-through employee who likes to give you a little bit more than what you originally ordered

☞ sample  —> here

☞ order —> here

© all rights reserved. do not copy, modify, translate, or repost. Jinned 09/14/20 all individual stories belong to the perspective writers mentioned in this post

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➸  Hybrid AU

➸ 18+

➸ Ongoing word count: 74K

➸ Pairing: Park Jimin x Female Reader

➸ Warnings: At the start of each chapter

➸ Summary: You had never liked hybrids. You disagreed with their very existence, and you never wanted to have anything to do with them. And then one day, you discovered a hybrid who was more scared of you than you were of him, and everything changed as you realised you were the only hope he had…

➸ Tag Lists: One | Two 

Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten (coming soon!)

Oh my it was my first time reading teacher + yandere Yoongi and it was absolutely lit. I have no word for this. But honestly when Jungkook has appeared, I felt like to turn my ship😓

Daisy

Summary: You begin an affair with your teacher but Yoongi is not content to only have you in secret. He wants to have all of you, wants to infiltrate every part of you so you’d be bound to him forever and Yoongi knows exactly what he needs to do.

Pairing: Fem! Reader x Yandere Min Yoongi ft. Jeon Jungkook

Word Count: 6.9K

Warnings: murder, non con (stealthing), manipulation, troubled OC, explicit smut (dom! yoongi, exhibitionism, multiple orgasms, squirting, breeding kink, cockwarming, unprotected sex), mentions of drugging, yandere behaviour

For this request:

A/N: happy yoongi day! i’m a little late but huge thank you to @babbii for letting me use the idea that inspired this fic! don’t click on it if you don’t want spoilers! with that being said, i hope you enjoy! thank you!

The sun was a daisy, encircled by a blossom of clouds that sailed peacefully in the blue sky. The black and yellow fuzz of bees danced before your eyes and buzzed within your ears, upon the flowers bejewelled by morning dew. From your view of the school garden, daisies popped up everywhere. Many of them trampled upon and violently ripped out of the ground, no longer within the sun’s embrace.

They were deemed inferior as flowers despite being as pure as their white petals, despite us all being children of the earth and the sun shining upon us all. Akin to mockingbirds, they simply existed and sang with the wind which is why their murder was such a sin. They were innocent yet innocence can easily be tainted by lies to which all of us were born to suffer and die.

The sigh which slipped from your lips was carried away by the breeze. Sunlight spilled through the trees, leaves raining upon the ground, and your desk was warm wherever the light touched.

Your textbook laid open before you but the sun’s rays did not enlighten the sentences within it for your eyes. Your mind could not wrap around the paragraphs of information which appeared like unsurmountable walls you could never climb over. Hence, it was no surprise that you couldn’t even look Mr Min in the eye when he announced that he’d return everybody’s test papers.

Your gaze was downcast, hands curled into fists on top of your skirt, as he walked down your aisle of desks. Each step of his leather shoes echoed within your ears as you waited with bated breath. The warmth of his spicy cologne tickled your nostrils as he came nearer, beckoning you to concentrate on his every movement.

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tales of the purebloods

➣ genre: vampire!au, soulmate!au 

➣ pairing: maknae line x reader

In the Upper World, hidden from a mere mortal’s naked eye, holds the naturals of nothing but super. These stories encompass the tales of three brothers who have been born with vampire’s blood in their system, their names bringing goosebumps when mentioned for they have been feared by both the Upper World and the mundane world over many centuries. Kings of their glorious kingdom in the Upper World, they struggle with unworldly conflicts, their own existence, and their asphyxiating ties to their Complements. These are the tales of the Purebloods. 

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Oh fuck, what will the others see? Will it be a dream? And please Jungkook, don’t get messy when you fucking around.

It’s just the first sins and my heart is going to explode, what will I do with the other sins?🤯😳🥵

Lucifer | The Garden Of Sin

Description/Summery: The antichrist was getting sick of it all. Sick of the lack of Sin upstairs. Sick of the 7 princes of hell doing absolutely nothing, bickering all day and sick of the sins being seen as nothing but a gimmick. It was time to show the humans exactly what his demons could do to them. Time to make them scared of the underworld once more. It was time let his boys up onto the surface to show just how sinful they can be.   

Warnings: Demons, blasphemy, If you’re religious i’m so sorry I love you. Big Dick JK. Pride. Fingering, Squirting, manipulation, use of powers, ungodly use of holy water, Jungkook plays the long game with you. Confessional . dub-con, Sex in a church. Sex with your pastor, Praise Kink (JK just wants you to hear you praise yourself) Insecure reader. Cocky Jungkook, Jungkook controls the readers life. Filth. Family Issues. Issues in general. Demon cock. Reader cries a lot, dirty talk, teasing, hair pulling, neck grabbing, strong Jungkook. 

Pairing: JJK x Reader

Genre: Supernatural, smut.

Word count: 13.7K

AN: Part of ‘The Garden Of Sin’ series. Highly unedited but I really wanted to post it cos it was taking so long

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You sit there waiting for the sermon to be over. You don’t even know why you still come to these things. You don’t believe in god and it’s honestly the bane of your week. Maybe it’s the familiarity that keeps you coming back. Your parents always made you come when you were younger and were just as persistent now that you were older. even though you didn’t live with them anymore. They often made you face confessional every week for sins that you never understood, whether it be you were boasting too much about how you’d done at school, showing the ugly head of your pride or if you not helping around the house as much as you should showing your sloth. 

Your parents were born again Christians so they were stricter than the average family. A lot of your friends were also Christian, you went to a Christian school, Sunday school and Christian fellowship camp every summer and yet they could never really make you believe. There was just something so … dumb, about it. Not that you thought people who believed were dumb, in fact you more than envy the way they have something to truly believe in (Something your parents would also make you confesses for if they ever knew) but for you, you could never find sense in the story. It just wasn’t for you.

For some reason though, time and time again you found yourself coming back here, settling into nostalgia amongst the pews in the hall and the people you’ve known your entire life. Just because you didn’t believe it didn’t mean you couldn’t find yourself comfortable, regardless of the memories of walking out crying from the guilt and shame it used to make you feel about yourself. You just have to think of all the good things that happened, the friends you made and the life lessons you learnt. Pushing away the feeling that you’d never be enough for the people closest to you.

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2020 in a nutshell

[insp: I, II & III]