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Dating Shawn would include...

-Skype dates while on tour - stealing his flannels -him taking you to awards shows - Forehead kisses -JUST IMAGINE SHAWN RESTING HIS HEAD IN THE CROOK OF YOUR NECK AND JUST KISSING YOU RIGHT THERE. K BYE - driving you around his jeep always while holding hands or resting a hand on your thigh. Omg. - sleeping in his huge hoodie - cuddle sessions when he’s super tired bc of the tour/studio/other events - being the first to hear the love songs about you and all of his song ideas for that matter. - him trying to teach you how to play guitar -cute ice skating dates OMG AW and even if you can’t ice skate he would always catch you from falling and skate backwards while holding your hands AW SHAWN - Canada is so cold in the winter so just imagine him insisting you take his coat even if you refuse. - Baking muffins! - him sneaking up behind you and sliding his hands around your waist and resting his chin on your shoulder. - him blushing when asked about you in interviews -peace sign selfies - YOU GET TO SEE SHIRTLESS SHAWN AFTER/DURING A WORK OUT SO…. -shirtless Shawn In general - waking up next to that goofy kid every morning and him just pulling you closer to him and mumbling “good morning” in your ear. - the occasional sneaky make out session backstage - him just grinning uncontrollably when he sees you and “you look so beautiful y/n” - trying to dance together around the room and probably failing miserably at it so he ends up just twirling you around like a goofball. - stealing glances during interviews - opening the car door for you - holding you close in big crowds - falling asleep together on the couch/in the tour bus - him running off stage to embrace you in a hug after his show - being so freaking proud of him all the time - him just staring at you and admiring you when you aren’t looking - making sure you are always okay in big crowds with fans or with paparazzi -visiting Canada with him - hard goodbyes at the airport :( - him surprising you by flying home or flying you out to where he is. - passing a shopping window and him just being like “dang y/n you’d look so freaking good in that dress.” - kisses on the cheek - piggy back rides - goodnight/ good morning texts - never missing a chance to say “I love you”

GUYS I NEED A SHAWN UGH OMG

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

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BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

Mexican| Shawn Mendes

Being a Mexican and Dating Shawn Mendes would include..

Spanish cursing, all the time

Him meeting all your relatives during Christmas 

Shawn being a nervous wreck because his Spanish isn’t the best

“Hola mi note jose.”

“No, no it isnt. Ah ma este es Shawn.”

Your mom being polite and offers him food, your grandmother offers him tequila and your cousin’s and uncle try to frighten him

Living by the phrase bueno Y barato

Being a light skinned Mexican so often people don’t assume you’re even Mexican

That’s when cursing in Spanish proves them wrong

“pinche pendejo de mierda. Te voy a chingar.”

Meeting his family and bringing pots of food with your due to habits

Introducing them to pozole, tamales, caldo and enchiladas

When staying over at his place, you blare Jenni Rivera so they know youre cleaning and you’re helping

Watching George Lopez and gabriel iglesias comedy specials and him questioning if you could relate

When you’re sick he’s fretting and worried but you always say it’s nothing just a cold

“Y/N I’m pretty sure that’s blood, we need to take you to the hospital.”

“Aye, Shawn relax. Just a cold.”

When with your family they talk about him in Spanish while in front of him

Dancing at parties and having a boyfriend who can’t dance- hilarious thing

Your family in the back video taping everything to watch the next day

Helping him with simple steps

“Now make Sue those hips roll.”

Him being in awe and the love you have for batchata

Loving the food you make him

Sending him food while he’s away for tour

When watching soccer games against Mexico, he supports you by wearing a shirt with the Mexico flag on it

“Might not be Mexican but I can pretend to be one.”

Shawn drinking all kinds of alcohol your grandmother throws at him

You’re not a lightweight while he is

“Hey, hey…psss Y/N”

“Yes shawn?”

“You’re cute”

He loves the fact that there’s always piles upon piles of food in the fridge

Feeling like he’s in a whole other world when he’s with you

“Te amo Y/N L/N”

Te amo Shawn Mendes “

Magcon Preference: Fans favourite GIF of you two

A/N: Don’t know if I’ve done this before, haven’t done a pref in so long, hope you enjoy!No GIF’s belong to me.

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