(his Smile :] Makes Me Laugh)

(his smile :] makes me laugh)

I could take AM, just not in a fight : )

seriously though the cunt he serves is INSANE, smoochable little guy. (>3<)

"Hmm, can you, now? I bet you'd like to test that out, wouldn't you, darling?"

// bro is majestic ngl. also no, do not smooch it, cold and sharps.. //

Ted... You really shouldn't have picked the bees... They're... Nevermind....

ted do you want the apples or bees im going to applebees

"Bees." "But is that not a restaurant? They do not sell those, if I am not mistaken. Your play on the name makes no sense when taking in the actual nature of the franchise."

OC’s

So, I have quite a lot of them. For the purpose of this blog I guess I’m going to focus on two to start.

Eliza Rook - A longer more convoluted story I’m working on. She’s more of a passion project being my oldest and token “edgy” OC. The story is about a teenage girl who finds herself plopped in a fantastical world. How will she adapt? Will she get home? We might never know.

Olive Robin - Young aspiring scholar with a fascination for the paranormal after her father her father was brutally murdered by a mysterious entity. (She’s one of my favorite!) Many people laugh at Olive for her belief in ghosts and monsters but who knows! She might just be right.

penis

... Sigh. Alright, who did it. I'm not mad, just tell me who did it.

"Time to go" I had this one saved in my draft for so long

Even leaving aside the obvious ship bait here, this is one of the best examples of character comedy Hoyo has posted in a long time.

The fact that Jade sends Aventurine a bunch of rocks just knowing that his incredible luck will allow him to suss out, without even cutting the stones, exactly which ones are worth processing is funny as hell.

The fact that Aventurine is actually able to answer and picks out the rocks that contain high value jade without hesitation is absolutely hilarious.

Bro is out here using his blessing from a goddess to play blind-box prize games. This is like finding out X-Men's Professor X uses his telepathy to order pizza.

Do you think people ever call Aventurine like "Hey man, is my new relationship going to work out?"

And Aventurine's just over here as the divination champion of Pier Point going "Signs point to no, friend. The vibes are just rancid. Abandon ship ASAP."

And then he trips over his catcake and eats shit because he didn't see it coming.