There's A Dark Timeline Out There Where Tumblr Fanfic Writers Are Considered Influencers And Get Sponsorships,

there's a dark timeline out there where tumblr fanfic writers are considered influencers and get sponsorships, and during kinktober, the horniest fanfics drop and all your fave bloggers are doing "day 1 - toys" and they're including a paragraph that loosely goes something like

you tell your girlfriend you're into degradation and she nods and says she's willing to try that. later that night, she ties you up and gropes you some before stopping pouring a bucket of water on you. she does this repeatedly while you are stunned into silence. you manage to ask her what she's doing and she looks at you confused saying that she's trying to erode you

good morning only to angels that woke up craving a thick, warm cock to suck on

not really feeling dread but ive been so pent up since this morning

to wank or not to wank

darkstalkers was a pervert game in ways completely unlike how games are perverted now

like you can have all the scantily clad characters and panty shots you want but none of it is ever going to compare to the series where a fetish goth demon lord has an inflation command grab that specifically goes for the boobs when performed on the girltwink succubus

i think ill feel better after eating someone out