The NB Birds Luck Is *going To Carry This Campaign* Im Callin It. -Player :)

The NB Bird’s luck is *going to carry this campaign* Im callin’ it. -Player :)

The Misadventures Of My PCs

so im currently running a dnd campaign and the players are “banana crusader” (no real name or anything we legit just call him banana) and he got a bag of holding from a quest. When he saw guards of a town trying to kill someone he STUFFED THEM IN THE BAG OF HOLDING TILL THEY SUFFOCATED. He also chugged a mysterious potion that made him half his size. There was also a town with a plant that made anyone in the vicinity of it insane and banana’s first question about it was “can i smoke it?” also during a fight with some evil clowns he tried to kick one in the balls and broke his foot.

we also have Giarin, a non binary birdfolk sorcerer who’s player hasnt gotten a single single digit roll. They will always default to grabbing someone and yeeting thrm from high in the air yelling “HIPPIDY HOPPIDY GET OFF THE PROPERTY!” And during the evil clown fight they killed two clowns in one yeet.

Calling myself out here—

Am I the only one who loves a pairing where one is a lovesick dork, who grew up with love all around them and the other is someone who doesn’t properly know how to love, who grew up alone and had to teach themselves how to survive without time for love to show?

Two children and their supervisors terrorize local magic man, more at eight.

Oh poor Yuri…

You like *some* knights, buddy.

yuriashegrid…. 

WE ARE PUTTING MARIANNE IN THE BOX!!

The Box

Lysithea: This box is where we put the things we love.

Ignatz: Can I put Marianne in the box?

Lysithea: No.

Hilda: Can I put Marianne in the box?

Lysithea: No!

Lorenz: Can I-

Lysithea: NO ONE IS PUTTING MARIANNE IN THE BOX!

Promised OC post (6/6)

Academy Phase only

Vince Oya Cirice

Alegiance: Adrestian Empire

“…I’m Vince” -Vince, Introducing themselves to Byleth.

Vince Oya Cirice lives in the Adrestian Empire, his family is favored by a few houses for their battle strategies, haunted by something in his past, at the beginning of Vince’s time at the officers academy, he is selectively mute, refusing to speak for the most part. Only after the events at the Goddess’s Rite of Rebirth did he open up to his classmates and allies.

Strengths: Sword, Lance, Axe

Weaknesses: Bow, Faith, Reason

Close Allies (Their house): Edelguard, Dorthea, Caspar, Linhardt, Petra.

Close Allies (Other houses): Hazel, Ri, Braelyn, Vieoa.