All Cyberpunk Stories Are Like If You Wanna Crack Open A Cybercroissant This Nasty, Youre Gonna Need

all cyberpunk stories are like “If you wanna crack open a cybercroissant this nasty, you’re gonna need a real top notch e-driller. i know a guy- Toledo Killswitch- he’s got the frag ordinance you need to grizzle this bocce ball.”

if i start changing around my blog theme on desktop be nice to me ok

once again thinking about the solid snake panty lines tweet

hello persona fan. in front of you is a microphone.

if you cannot explain goro akechi without calling him "the most evil guy to ever exist," or "the nicest most sweetest man in the world" without acknowledging the nuances of his character and the horrible things he's done, an anvil will drop on your head and kill you.

there are a lot more abjectly harmful and meanspirited april fool's jokes out there but the one i personally find most annoying is when american game devs pretend that they're going to make a visual novel spinoff of their game because they can't imagine making visual novels in earnest