I Cant Believe Edith Piaf Covered A Pirate Love Song Originally Performed By Izzy Hands

i cant believe edith piaf covered a pirate love song originally performed by izzy hands

Starry starry night 🌌✨

but you see her on instagram and it was never really said that you guys aren’t friends but one day she stopped answering and you stopped texting and it’s not like the wound is a cavern but it is a diagram of what if in red letters. you want to tell her nice lipstick that’s a good color but the last time you spoke it was stilted and awkward 

how do you say goodbye, you know? it’s not an unfriend and block kind of situation. but you watch the people you once loved go on and have a life and you’re outside of it. and it’s bittersweet because of course it’s okay that you’re both thriving. but she used to be who you’d call if you needed to cry. she used to be who’d you’d be binge watching the new series with. you used to be hers, in a way, even if that way wasn’t permanent. and now she’s someone else and so are you and your friendship is clicking heart shapes next to pictures where she smiles next to people you’ve never met. you know where her birthmark is. she knows where you’ve buried your dead.

the poets and the singers and the authors write about romantic love when it ends. but nobody tells you how to get over a friend.

My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

okay for REAL final thought before I have to get ready for work

I love how FASCINATED Ed and Stede are by each other.

Ed's telling a story about going fishing, one of the most objectively boring activities known to man (no offense to my fishing friends), and Stede is hanging onto his every word, absolutely rapt, complimenting Ed on his triumph.

Stede rambles for a bit about his new shirt, and Ed seems vaguely disappointed it wasn't actually a very long story after all.

They just can't get enough of each other. Ed could be reading from a phone book and Stede would be going "oooh, yes, Ed, I love how you said that Smith fellow's name, do it again." Stede could list every single kind of lace ever created and Ed would be staring at him all heart-eyed and encouraging him to start from the top all over again.

They just........love breathing the same air.

Can someone funnier than me add captions on these pictures to make it seem like a What we do in the shadow type mockumentary interview of Stede and Ed's feelings about each other