Comedian And Vlogger Elijah Daniel Became Mayor Of Hell, Michigan, Proceeded To Ban All Heterosexuals,

Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017

teen wolf au → mirrorverse (definition)            Sold my soul, from heaven into hell           [inspired by mccoysm]

Distractions (Lutteo fic week Day 1)

What the hell is this even? I’ll tell you what, basically 1.2k of nothing, this is truly nothing, there’s like no real plot in here but there’s a lot of making out so there’s that at least. Enjoy (Or at least I hope you will)

Prompt: “Come over here and make me.”    

Matteo really doesn’t realize he is doing it, he never does, and he knows it can be very annoying for a lot of people but he just can’t help it, he need to do it to focus, there’s just something in the incessant tapping of his pen against any hard surface that grounds him and helps him think, sue him.

He is currently struggling a little  with his chem assignment and letting the rhythmical sound of his pen against his desk soothe him while he thinks about the best way to solve the problem, but another sound, that he loves just as much, distracts him.

“Matteo.” Luna calls him and he turns around to see her sprawled in his bed surrounded by her textbooks, hair and uniform messy, pen between her teeth. Once he regains his focus he notices she is throwing his pen an annoyed look, he looks at her apologetic and stops.

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something concerning about how xie lian is like “this is the sentient embodiment the most traumatic period of my life. i treat it very affectionately and kindly” while hua cheng is like “this is a piece of my body and the sentient embodiment of my younger self. i treat it like garbage” and that’s never addressed by anyone in the series ever

NO SLEEP SQUAD

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