If I Broke Into Your House, Put Bluey On Your TV And Started Binging It. What Would You Do?

If I broke into your house, put Bluey on your TV and started binging it. What would you do?

When I die I want one of those funny little messages on my grave stone. AND I specifically want it to be read upside down written, "I'm dead, I can't hear you. Go away." If not? I simply won't die. I'll be immortal until someone agrees to do it.

I just now realize I haven't really introduced myself to the platform, so I'll start from the top.

Hello, my media name is Miss Voice or Mistress Voice depending on my dating status or if the name "Miss Voice" is already taken. I make art, stories, OCs, poetry and music just for the simple fun of it and I have zero real reason of making my account one for shit posts, but I like memes so...

You, probably:・_・

I've never shared any real info about my life other than the fact I'm 17 and have pretty bad traumatic experiences lol.

If there's anything that interests you like what fandoms I'm in or smth like that, just know your going to see one HELL of a list.

Start off with a simple and casual "I don't wanna kill myself" and when your therapist asks questions, reply with "yes", "no", "maybe" or "who told you that?".

You interrupt the ritual, mortal. What do you bring in trade for your life?

You give the Duck Trophy.

Perfect. Thank you mortal for the piece we've been missing. Run along now.

I wish I felt loved like this, low-key making me think back to my suicidal thoughts.