Do You Not Like Matty? No Ones Gonna Bash You If You Dont I Was Just Wondering

do you not like matty? no one’s gonna bash you if you don’t i was just wondering

i don’t really care about him. i used to like him, but then i saw all these pictures exposing him for talking to underage girls, and that just threw me off tbh.

lukey pookie💗🫠🌷😜

imagine this man just shows up and is your real estate agent

Hi! I was wondering if I could request a Ledger!Joker x lesbian reader (platonic friendship relationship) and she finally loses her v-card to her crush. She’s just bragging to J and squealing like a school girl.

Lesbian!Reader loses her virginity to her crush and tells J

Pairing: Lesbian!Reader x L!Joker (platonic relationship)

Genre: Fluff, Angst

Warnings: None

A/N: Heyy honey!! I'm so sorry for taking so long to post this, but I'm trying to write your old and recent requests as fast as I can!! I don't feel very confident about this one, but I hope you still enjoy this <33 If you want me to change something, message me :)

You found yourself smiling like a little girl who just discovered that her crush likes her back, and now can't think of anything else but imagining what it will be like to have a happy life with her lover

Well, it's perfectly normal to think like that when you just lost your v-card to the girl you have been crushing for so long

All those happy and thrilling thoughts were running through your mind over and over, only to be stopped by a loud noise

You gasped so loud and with such force, that you felt your lungs hurt a little, because you got really scared by J when he slipped clumsily through your kitchen window

"Oh, ah... hi there!" J greeted you excitedly, and you could tell by his behavior that he also had a big and productive day

"Hi J!" you greeted him back with the biggest smile on your face, while your eyes shone like the strongest star you could see in the dark sky of that night

His facial expressions changed a little bit at that moment, his face changing from excitement to suspicion

"Uh... aren't ya gonna tell me what's making ya so giggly? It's kinda annoying actually." he asked you with a annoyed tone. He could no longer hold his curiosity, and even if he wouldn't admit it, he didn't like the fact that someone besides him, your "best friend", made you smile like that: so... intensely and proudly

You rolled your eyes once you realized he was being selfish, but you wouldn't let his bad temper affect your amazing mood

"I will be straight to the point." you got up from your bed and got on top of it, so you could be taller and make a presence in your room, since you're feeling like that moment was yours and no one else's

"I finally lost my virginity! To my crush!!!" your excitement shined through the whole room: at this point, you were jumping on your bed, shaking your arms above your head while spinning around, until you heard J's voice, this time lower and more agressive

"Ya fucking what?!!" you stopped to look at him and you could tell by his reaction that he wasn't as happy as you were. Even if you hate it, J sees you as a fragile flower who needs to be protected at all costs, and he will murder whoever dares to lay a single finger on you

"Aren't you happy?" you looked confused at him... however deep down, you already expected this reaction coming from your psycho clown. "You didn't forget that I'm a lesbian, right?"

The moment his realization hit his head, he relaxed a little bit, since he knows how man's mind work and how stupid and even dangerous they can be... but with women, it's always a little bit different

"Oh... right. I forgot that fact for a sec." you started giggling, this time with more excitement than before, and then you jumped onto his tall and large body, hugging and "crushing" him so you could liberate some extra energy your body and mind were producing

You then felt his cheek move upwards, meaning he was smiling, and that meant the world to you, because you realized that he was truly happy for you: but from now on, be prepared to hear him making the most annoying jokes about this situation and asking how's everything between you and your crush almost everyday

Just please don't tell him that she hurt you with something that is insignificant and can be solved... because he will hurt or even kill her, no joke

svech and jack in the same picture😧🙏

when he can do this

but also this