Thank You Mr. Gambit, Now I Can Go About Not Punching People :)

thank you Mr. Gambit, now I can go about not punching people :)

hello there Mr. gambit sir. I too have an incomprehensible accent that no one understands. Tips on how to not punch ppl for making fun of said accent?

Well if dere anythin like Wade, m’bbe try ta make fun of em back.an eye fo an eye an all dat.

Dats one way, or jus don give em a reaction at all if dey are tryin ta get a rise outta ya. Leave it to da imagination on dat. Picture doin it witout actually doin it, ya know?

“The world isn’t even that fucked up” CHILDREN YOUNGER THAN ME HAVE HAD TO SUFFER THROUGH CHILDBIRTH BECAUSE THEIR STATE DOESNT HAVE ABORTION RIGHTS. I’D KNOW.

"the world isn't even that fucked up tho?" ONE IN FIVE CHILDREN ARE A VICTIM OF SEXUAL ASSAULT.

love that thing that bitches do when they give their fans/followers a name they refer to them by. It’s me I’m bitches. You are my pebbles.

okay so the eighth grade class runs a haunted house, and this year we’re doing a hospital. And I asked to be like a killer nurse, and me and my best friend made a chainsaw. So. Yeah.

Chainsaw.

shenoonigans.

yes I am rather cool. mayhaps even cooler than you. but that is impossible.

hello there Mr. Hobie sir I am a spider man too. Look at what I can do.

*holds arms out in a t-pose position. She has six arms. Why does she have six arms? No clue, she’s like an eldritch horror beyond human comprehension.*

so who’s cooler you or me?

YOOOOOO MATE, THATS COOL AS FUCCCK

how 'bout we're both cool, eh?

Also, drop the sir and mister. Makes me sound bloody old, I'm only 17