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Brennan correctly intuiting that the way to get Fig to go to class is to have the teachers be hot women is incredibly big brained of him

DIMENSION 20 FANTASY HIGH JUNIOR YEAR episode seven ♡ stress tested

Walking into the Church of Cassandra, Ancient Goddess of Mystery and Doubt, Mother of the Welcoming Dark, I turn to greet the priestess with the traditional greeting of the acolytes of the order. “Heeeeey, Girlieeeee.” 👁️👁️

Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

Sexy character tips: make them a loser, just an absolute goddamn loser