Me: Sorry ): Cant Come!! Got So Much To Do At Home

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

when you finally get into the flow of writing and realize it’s 4 a.m. but you can’t stop

mushroom_rt

bug haters will be like "thanks i hate it" and then show you a picture of the cutest animal you've ever seen

this speaking as a cis person. Nothing brings me more joy seeing people find gender euphoria in becoming a mediocre representation of humanity. And I mean that so genuinely. Local boy finds joy and fulfillment wearing a cargo shorts and t-shirt combo. Local girl has transitioned to look like someone's disheveled aunt, has never been happier. Local person experiences gender euphoria rocking the world's worst bowl-cut. Without a scap of irony, this shit makes me see the wonder and whimsy in just, being a human. An average, person going through their day-to-day, is a wondrous thing? That's amazing. And heteronormativity has stripped these experiences of their joy. Like you're right, wearing a basic girlypop skirt should make my heart sing. Why not? Why are these expressions lesser because they're normal? All this to say. Shoutout to all the basic bitches out there. Yes that polo shirt does make you look like a divorced golfer dad. Yes, that too is kind of a slay, now that I think of it.

we don't even have to have sex just pin me down and kiss me for thirty to forty minutes and i will be in heaven