Saving This For No Particular Reason Haha

saving this for no particular reason haha

STOP DOING THIS IN INJURY FICS!!

Bleeding:

Blood is warm. if blood is cold, you’re really fucking feverish or the person is dead. it’s only sticky after it coagulates.

It smells! like iron, obv, but very metallic. heavy blood loss has a really potent smell, someone will notice.

Unless in a state of shock or fight-flight mode, a character will know they’re bleeding. stop with the ‘i didn’t even feel it’ yeah you did. drowsiness, confusion, pale complexion, nausea, clumsiness, and memory loss are symptoms to include.

blood flow ebbs. sometimes it’s really gushin’, other times it’s a trickle. could be the same wound at different points.

it’s slow. use this to your advantage! more sad writer times hehehe.

Stab wounds:

I have been mildly impaled with rebar on an occasion, so let me explain from experience. being stabbed is bizarre af. your body is soft. you can squish it, feel it jiggle when you move. whatever just stabbed you? not jiggly. it feels stiff and numb after the pain fades. often, stab wounds lead to nerve damage. hands, arms, feet, neck, all have more motor nerve clusters than the torso. fingers may go numb or useless if a tendon is nicked.

also, bleeding takes FOREVER to stop, as mentioned above.

if the wound has an exit wound, like a bullet clean through or a spear through the whole limb, DONT REMOVE THE OBJECT. character will die. leave it, bandage around it. could be a good opportunity for some touchy touchy :)

whump writers - good opportunity for caretaker angst and fluff w/ trying to manhandle whumpee into a good position to access both sites

Concussion:

despite the amnesia and confusion, people ain’t that articulate. even if they’re mumbling about how much they love (person) - if that’s ur trope - or a secret, it’s gonna make no sense. garbled nonsense, no full sentences, just a coupla words here and there.

if the concussion is mild, they’re gonna feel fine. until….bam! out like a light. kinda funny to witness, but also a good time for some caretaking fluff.

Fever:

you die at 110F. no 'oh no his fever is 120F!! ahhh!“ no his fever is 0F because he’s fucking dead. you lose consciousness around 103, sometimes less if it’s a child. brain damage occurs at over 104.

ACTUAL SYMPTOMS:

sluggishness

seizures (severe)

inability to speak clearly

feeling chilly/shivering

nausea

pain

delirium

symptoms increase as fever rises. slow build that secret sickness! feverish people can be irritable, maybe a bit of sass followed by some hurt/comfort. never hurt anybody.

ALSO about fevers - they absolutely can cause hallucinations. Sometimes these alter memory and future memory processing. they're scary shit guys.

fevers are a big deal! bad shit can happen! milk that till its dry (chill out) and get some good hurt/comfort whumpee shit.

keep writing u sadistic nerds xox love you

ALSO I FORGOT LEMME ADD ON:

YOU DIE AT 85F

sorry I forgot. at that point for a sustained period of time you're too cold to survive.

pt 2

misclickduo

hi again!!!

(By Your headcanons/beliefs)

Reblog this if you would not only accept, but welcome fan art, moodboards, etc. of your fics

All of these used to be so common for people to show their appreciation of different fics and authors, and I think it’s a shame people don’t do it anymore. I love seeing fan work for my fics!!

i just remembered that i have other fics that ive started that i never posted

theres this one dsmp egg-centric one that actually goes so hard but everyones cancelled and i was deep in my discduo phase

and im currently searching for a qsmp oneshot that i started back in december, around the time i wrote the first chapter of kyec

will find and update later because my old writing… interests me

tell me about your current favorite au(s) :>>

my. misclick family au. but the only people left are mariana and slime. and it’s just a broken divorced couple who can’t even face eachother after one ( in a freak accident ) killed their kid.

Charlie is so fucked up in so many ways, oh my god. he faked his own DEATH just so mariana could “ live happily “, divorcing and abandoning her just to make it ‘ hurt less ‘ and then faking an entire death so intense that an entire fucking server held his funeral. gathered around and mourned him for months. people thought they lost an entire fucking person a pillar to their community and he ended up just living underground in cave systems for months in some fucked up slime-hardened dragon like humanoid state just to come out for fucking bolas. and nobody knowing. okay. nobody. knowing he was fucking schizophrenic. so he thought when he left. it was just him “ healing l from a schizophrenic break because they thought. that the server, his family, wife, kid, friends, events, everything. was fucking. fake.

and all that. just for mariana to sacrifice their own religious beliefs. and become some sort of higher being whilst costing multiple of his lives and all ‘ religious virginity ‘ essentially. just to revive the man he loved. only to find out he was never dead to begin with. giving up her own humanity. and becoming some sort of higher being higher authority ( in his eyes ) downright fucking monster. a parrot or, or winged avian with such colors of sorts. all for. in his eyes. fucking. nothing. being tied to cuchuro by contract for their body and experimentation and mental anguish. For nothing. giving up their own fucking religion. for. nothing. she gave it all up. for nothing.

crickets curse, my misclick family au. thanks.