Was Pretty Bored, Drew Some Raphael, Turned Out Good, Became Happy.

Was pretty bored, drew some Raphael, turned out good, became happy.

maybe a hot take but i think personally it doesnt matter if u sexualize any of the bg3 characters. its a rated m game and theyre all adultd and not fucking real. yes this includes astarion and gale and gortash and orin and the dark urge and karlach and absolutely fucking every fucking adult and you have no fucking right to tell anyone what they can or cannot fucking do to enjoy a fictional character who does not exist. YES IT INCLUDES ASTARION. SHUT UP!!! YOU ARENT HELPING SA VICTIMS BY PISSING AND SHITTING YOURSELF OVER A FICTIONAL MAN!!!! HELP REAL SURVIVORS AND VICTIMS INSTEAD OF HIDING BEHIND FAKE PPL CUZ YOURE TOO LAZY OR ONLY WANT TO PERFORM AS AN ALLY CUZ YOU DONT ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT REAL VICTIMS!!!!

-sincerely an SA victim whos tired of ppl pissing theirselves about astarion smut.

Updated, my cauliflowers:

I am definitely not writing a Deadpool/Wolverine at the moment. I am definitely not indulging in my dark urges of needing old men yaoi. I am definitely not going to use canon to my advantage and write a cute slice of life slow burn eventual smut about this two jackasses. I am not.

*WHEEZE*

God dammit I forgot I had this installed...

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

non-exhaustive list of men’s body parts that are divine to the point of being angelic:

back muscles

an exposed throat

hands.

soft tummy

the v shape of their pelvis

shoulder blades

hips, angular and soft

happy trail

nipples (sensitive, easily pinched)

the way the hair on their torso swirls in a pattern like waves

thighs

the dimples in the small of their back

hands again (large) (splayed wide)

eyes. crinkled eyes in a smile.

nose in profile

all of it