Oh To Be A Small Turtle In A Little Tank, Just Basking Under The Light While Listening To The Water Filter

Oh to be a small turtle in a little tank, just basking under the light while listening to the water filter

I bought a whole bucket of plastic bugs and I'm hiding them around my highschool No one but my friend knows its me and shes pretty good at keeping secrets

I love being a creature with too much time on my hands

Hell Yeah! 200 fish in the pond!

This is the first time I don’t have any plans for Halloween

Its a nice feeling knowing I have time to just be alone and be myself. I always felt extremely shifty on Halloween night and it’s been happening to me since I was little.

This night will be no different

Pro tip: Turn the lights off when you shift

You won’t see your stupid human shadow

Benefits of human form

1.

Not getting hauled away by the government to be experimented on and turned into a lab rat like any number of those sci fi movies where that exact thing happens