How Butter Was Invented

how butter was invented

Me, back in the old days: what if we just take some milk and beat the shit out of it

someone normal: What? Why?

Me: *makes butter*

someone normal: Holy shit

What my kitchen counter is slowly turning into

Mermaids by sully-s

Sadly probably just the leaching field for a septic tank. We had one nice patch of lawn in our yard growing up and couldn’t figure out why until we had maintenance done on our tank and found out that that one patch was really well...fertilized.

Yarn projects. Considering I still have every single one my gram ever made made me, and a pile of yarn and crocheting to my right...this seems pretty accurate. Actually it may have already happened.

Look to your left. The first thing you see is what you would hoard as a dragon.

Body Pillows… This is completely accurate. Can you imagine just sitting atop a giants mountains of the fluffiest body pillows and then you just wiggle a little bit and sink down into the mass. Ah.

Superbetter is a great one. It turns self care into a social gaming experience, giving you exp for self-care tasks and coping skills. It was designed by a woman who used this technique to help her while recovering from a brain injury. It has quest chains involving mediating anxiety, strengthening social connections, self care, and fighting depression. You create a super hero for yourself and your illness and symptoms become the super Villains you fight by completing real world activities.

MENTAL ILLNESS APPS. ONE REBLOG COULD HELP OR EVEN SAVE SOMEONE.

These are all iPhone apps. I have no idea which are available on other phones.

Give some comfort and get some comfort..

comfort spot 

Meditation is so healthy for you. No matter who you are. I can’t sleep unless there’s a guided meditation playing.

GPS4Soul

Headspace

Calm

Relax & Rest

Take a Break

Anxiety Free

Breathe2Relax

Relax Lite

Smiling Mind

The Quiet Place

Noise machines for those nights that you can’t hear anything but your mind..

Sleep Pillow

Relax Melodies

Journaling apps for on the go feelings that won’t leave you alone

Mood Journal

GratitudeDiary

TherapyBuddy

Everyday

PTSD patients

Reach Out

PTSD Coach

Mood Trackers that actually work and don’t suck like most

Optimism

Rise Up

For when you’re so anxious you can’t make eye contact with anyone. (trust me I get it.)

MindShift

Thisissand

When suicidal thoughts are strong, but you can’t seem to tell anyone for find any help.

ReliefLink

Hello Cruel World

Ask

Positive affirmations/reminders you’re amazing

Daily Recovery

Inspirations

Today’s Step

Affirmations

Flatter Me!

I hope this helps at least one person.. I know it sure as hell helps me. I’m sorry you’re struggling. I love you.