Moondragongirl - Little Blue Dragon

The worst thing filmmaker’s ever did was decide that because it’s called “Dracula” it must be because it’s about the actual guy Dracula and his melancholic woes and alluring world of darkness and seduction and not the fact that every single character in the book hates him. Every single worker he comes across cusses him out and tells him he’s ugly and his vibes are rancid. Jonathan Harker wants to chop him up with a machete Quincy wants to shoot him so bad Renfield wants to crush his windpipe Van Helsing and Seward and Arthur and Mina and everyone else want him dead by impalement and decapitation. It’s called “Dracula” because every single character wants a piece of that bastard.

i've just had a terrible idea

Mario creepypasta fundamentally doesn't work because you know what Mario would actually do if we saw some dimension-warping hundred-handed cosmic horror? He wouldn't lose his mind; he'd take one look at that Shin Megami Tensei looking fucker, pull out his dorky little mushroom-shaped cell phone, hit the fourth number down on his contact list, and go "hey, Kirby, I think-a one-a your boys got lost".

anyone want to see a animal

The categories of fictional characters:

Favorites: If anything happens to them I’m hunting the author for sport

Love to Hate: A well written character who fills the role of irredeemable villain perfectly, I want to rip their throat out with my teeth

Neutral/Mild Dislike: I do not personally like this character but I understand why others might

Hate: No redeeming qualities, not even fun to hate, I will punt this fucker into the sun

lmk if i missed any