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Alessandro Borghi || SUPERSEX
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drunk horny is wild like i’ll have a couple drinks and the animalistic need to rip her clothes off becomes insanely uncontrollable
care to share a smoke with me?
cis men, minors and terfs DNI.
need a pretty girl with pretty eyes looking up at me as she gags on my strap on
things I've successfully jacked off to
The color of my scarf (forest green)
A debate over the applications of Cauchy's integral formula in complex analysis
Detailed NSFW asks!
What is your most tame kink, and why do you like it?
What is your most extreme kink, and why do you like it?
What kink are you the most embarrassed by, and why?
What kinks have you tried with other people? Did you both enjoy it?
Have you got any kinks you haven't tried yet but really want to? If so, what are they?
Did you enjoy your first sexual experience? Why or why not?
A genie has granted you 3 nsfw wishes, what are you wishing for and why?
You now have a superpower of your choice, with the condition that it must be only used sexually. What power do you have and how are you using it?
You can only perform 1 sex act for the next month, what would you pick? Why? Would that change if it was a year?
You can only receive 1 sex act for the next month, what would you pick? Why? Would that change if it was a year?
What is your favourite sex toy? How do you normally use it?
What is your go-to fantasy? Why do you think you enjoy it so much?
Do you have a favourite sexual memory? If so, what is it?
Do you have an outfit that makes you feel sexy? If so, describe it.
Would you ever make porn of yourself? Why or why not?
What type of porn do you usually prefer (pics, videos, audio, etc), and why do you prefer it?
What is your favourite nsfw compliment to receive?
What is your favourite nsfw compliment to give?
What is the funniest sexual thing that has happened to you or someone you know?
Is there anything completely non-sexual that always turns you on?
What was the best orgasm you've had recently? Why was it so good?
Do you have something sexual that you are really proud of? What is it?
Have you ever had an orgasm without meaning to? Describe what happened.
What is your perviest confession?
What is the most unusual place you have had an orgasm? What led to it?
What was the most recent not porn thing that made you horny?
Have you ever masturbated to something that was not porn? If so, what was it?
Do you have different tastes in sexual vs romantic partners? if so, what is different?
Have you ever had an inappropriate crush? What made it inappropriate?
What is your definition of having sex?
Have you ever been naked around other people in a non sexual situation? Would you do it again, and did you enjoy it sexually?
Have you ever had an orgasm in your sleep?
Describe your ideal romantic evening.
Describe your ideal sexual evening.
Describe your ideal sexual partners body.
Describe the ideal nude that someone could send you.
Describe your favourite sexual position.
Are you satisfied with your sex life? What would you change?
What sex act do you think you are best at? Describe how you do it.
Describe how you usually masturbate.
What nearby object, that is not a sex toy, would you use to masturbate with? How would you use it?
Describe your most recent sex dream.
Describe your ideal genitalia. Is it the same for your ideal partner? If not describe theirs too.
Describe your orgasms.
Describe your favourite sexual position.
Describe the most recent time you had sex.
Where on your body do you enjoy being stimulated, that is not typically used for sexual stimulation? Have you ever had an orgasm from it?
Describe your favourite nsfw body part that you have. Why is it your favourite?
What is you favourite nsfw body part on other people? Why?
Describe your body as positively as you can.
randomly feeling submissive as fuck right now. wouldn't it be crazy if um. someone got me drunk and bent me over my bed and fucked me senseless with their strap.
man I'm just gonna say it if you don't want a girl to suck your strap because "you don't feel anything" you are out of touch with reality. nothing feels crazier or more arousing than getting the strap sucked
ykw the world needs ?? BUTCH GYARU LESBOS (hiromi being the only example I can think of)
Hear me out…midari and kirari fucking the reader and winner keeps her as a house pet
-anon gay.
she's all mine — m. ikishima & k. momobami
PAIRING. Midari Ikishima x female reader x Kirari Momobami SYNOPSIS. Midari and Kirari are trying to win you as their housepet. CONTENT. 18+, MDNI, fingering, oral sex, power play, Midari cursing a lot, mentions of gunplay (with Midari), pet play (with Kirari), Kirari being quite manipulative (lmk what else) WORD COUNT. 2.1k A/N. omfg anon my two biggest kakegurui crushes battling like this ohmyyyy
It had been hours since they made you kneel in that game room. The cold air fanning over the room had your exposed skin freezing.
Your fingers clenched on your numbing knees as you looked over the game table where Midari and Kirari were. Sure, it started as a simple student council gamble. Trying to earn you as a price for the thrill of it. Kirari even put a nice, heavy collar on your neck to prove her point.
Full house, straight flush, and royal flush landed on the table, each side relentless to beat the other. Midari might have taken reckless gambles but won't let Kirari get too ahead of her, even if the game draws out forever.
"So damn boring," Midari huffed, placing her revolver down, knocking a few chips in the process. "You always bet too low, President."
Kirari shot her a firm look, lips forming a sinister smile. "Well, I'm not the one running out of chips now, am I?"
Midari snorted, shrugging that indirect insult. She might be bothered with her stack of chips running short because of her impulsive bets but worrying was never fun so why bother?
Midari looked in your direction, seeing your head bowed down and knees quivering.
"Hey sweetie, come here," Midari ushered you over with a finger to which you slowly obeyed, almost keeling over from your sore knees as you walked towards her.
With an almost triumphant look in her eyes, she circled an arm on your waist and pulled you to her lap. The small sound of surprise coming from you just made the situation even more amusing to her.
Midari tilted her head to Kirari, a smug smile on her face as she said, "Why the sour face now, Prez? Wish you thought about this earlier, huh?"
Midari playfully patted your thigh, squeezing it a bit just to show Kirari how much she have a grip on you.
"Fondling with the prize because you cannot have her by the time this is over looks more pathetic when you do it, Midari," Kirari smiled, putting down a straight royal flush.
"Huh, you think so," Midari chuckled, putting down the same value of cards. Even before the dealer came to settle the situation due to equal value, Midari signaled her to stop and back away.
"I don't want to bet with these damn chips anymore." Midari shoved the rest of her chips out of the way, others toppling and rolling over the floor. She slid down her revolver in the poker table to Kirari's direction, the barrel stopping right at the president's hand.
"Do it," Midari urged, a firm arm remained on your waist as she set her head down on her other hand, waiting for Kirari to make the shot.
You heard the sound of the cylinder turning, a fast resolute aim from Kirari before a gunshot echoed in the room. You trembled in Midari's lap, your hands shaking when you covered your face in shock. Midari patted your head, pulling you close to her body when she saw you trembling.
She wiped the blood from the small cut on her ear, the open wound bleeding out into the collar of her shirt.
"Terrible fucking aim, Prez," she only laughed, holding a handkerchief to her ear to staunch the blood. "I bet you can do worse."
Kirari put the revolver down and said, "I just don't want this game to end sooner than I'd like."
"If you say so," Midari just shrugged, standing up with you in their arms. "Maybe you can aim better at some time soon, eh?"
After you exit the game room, Midari notices the way your hand shakes against hers. She pulled you aside and raised your face to look at her.
"Hey, sugar, sorry to scare you like that," she mumbled, her single eye had a trace of concern. The blood began to dry on the side of her face. It was almost fascinating how the red had smudged on her neck. It suits her in a way.
"I'm okay. Don't worry. Does your ear still hurt?" you asked.
She just chuckled and shook her head, "Nah, I've had worse than this." Midari quickly offered you a hand which you took.
"Let's get out of here, alright?" she winked before pulling you out of that hallway.
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"Why the hell do you always wear this collar? It's fucking annoying. And you get rashes from it," Midari hissed, before swiftly unlocking your collar and tossing it on the other side of her room, making the thing thump and rattle against the floor. One hand gently pushed you back to bed as her lips ran along your neck, kissing the reddening rashes trailing to where the collar had been earlier.
"The President made me wear it," you mumbled, a hand tangled in her short hair as her kisses turned into bruising ones, even nipping at your skin.
"To hell with what she wants. I don't want you wearing it around me. Got it?" she ordered, popping your uniform open to have your breasts in her mouth. "Let me treat you like a princess when I have you here."
Midari might be a rough woman of crude words and actions but for the weeks she has you by her side, you were never once treated cruelly like a housepet. Every once in a while, she would order you to sit on her lap during games, calling you her lucky charm as she rubbed your thighs.
After one game of Russian Roulette in the beautification council, you had her hot and bothered by how you put the gun on her neck or kissed the muzzle whenever it was your turn to shoot her.
"You do know what you're doing to me, ain't ya?" a husky voice resounded from her throat as she had you in her lap, spreading your thighs on either side of her.
Midari ripped your skirt off much to your protest, before thumbing on your damp underwear. Your hand clenched around her shoulder, your lips strained from holding back your moan.
"You like it when I flirt with you, sweetheart?" Midari took a careful look at your face, only continuing their hand work when you're nodding. A finger brushed the damp material aside, fingers of expertise teasing your folds before plunging two digits inside.
"Such a good girl for me," she breathed out the moment you were dripping onto her fingers, becoming a whimpering mess more and more. "You can't blame me for not trying to win you over, right?"
Each time with Midari felt like a warm embrace from the earth, her fingers always finding their way to give you utmost pleasure, and her tongue learning to find its way to your folds.
She reminded you of a warm reality, a touch of home, even the cold metal of her gun felt sweet against your mouth.
You missed her touch or the way she pats your head as if you're a cat. But you can't even let that thought linger now that you're in front of Kirari, sitting in her office as her sharp eyes bore through your soul.
The slice of cake she offered you felt so sweet in your mouth, the syrup dripping like honey in your throat as she asked, "Are you enjoying it so far?"
You just nodded politely, wary of how you chew. Her elegant, cut-glass voice had your attention as she smiled, her fork running gently along her own plate with a quite untouched slice of cake.
"Do you like your new collar?" she asked next, eyeing the quaint, beaded collar around your neck. Kirari purchased it specifically for you, it looks more like a necklace than a collar with how heavily beaded it was. It was quite heavy but not enough to put you in too much discomfort.
You just nodded and smiled appreciatively at her, wondering how this thing of trying to win you over would end for both her and Midari. What would come after this? Freedom, a life plan, or an even more inescapable prison? Your fork toyed with the rest of the cream, your throat aching for water to wash all the sweetness down.
"Mind if I take you somewhere?" Kirari offered, urging you to follow her outside.
A week with her felt rather... amusing. She loves it when you tail her around while wearing that nice collar with gems matching her eyes. When you kneel or sit by during her games, or how fascinated you were at the Tower of Doors whenever she tours you around. When you hear her laugh or smile, you forget that she's remorseless enough to treat the whole academy as her aquarium to stir and play around with.
She felt like the divine promises of heaven, the only one rightful to place your future in her hands. Just one soft word from her mouth brings about your submission. She fixes and dresses you up like the perfect ornament in her office, a doll to be displayed.
Despite hours of kneeling where you couldn't even feel your knees right after, Kirari manages to soothe you and make you love her all over again. A kiss on your hair or a gentle caress of your thighs had you right under her thumb once more.
"You're such a good pet for me," Kirari would tell you, patting your hair after having your mouth on her cunt for how long she wishes. She tastes as sweet as the cake she feeds you, her cum dripping down your chin like honey and milk from a generous well. For that, you didn't mind your sore, scraped knees or your overworked tongue.
Her fragrance, her silky white hair, her blue eyes ever-present and watching you— all felt so overwhelming as if you were taken by a divine deity to see the world beneath her feet.
Behind closed doors, she enjoys pleasing you. Her perfectly manicured nails brushed your folds, and spread you open experimentally like learning the keys of a new instrument. Kirari always looked at you in amusement, making you wear beautiful skirts just to make you squirt on them when she was playing with you. Her pet, her doll; she would call you.
You learned to do your hair the way she always does for you, even learning how she puts her makeup on which you emulated later on. In that short period, Kirari was making you hers so Midari remembers her competition every time she looks at you.
One afternoon, you emerged from her office, fixing the new collar Kirari gave you, mindlessly thumbing over the polished gems embedded in your neck. That was when Midari spotted you alone once more, momentarily free of Kirari's eye. She pulled you aside, snapping you out of your dazed thoughts as she pinned you against the wall.
The constricted pupil of her eye had met yours once more, softening and dilating into a much more humane appearance. Seeing you in that light blue dress and collar brimmed her mind of all Kirari's schemes she managed to pull with you.
"Midari..." The sound of her name in your mouth nudged the gentleness in her heart. She longed to have you in her arms after a week of not having you. Midari never wanted to share you with anyone in the future even if it killed her.
Midari brushed the hair out of your face, saying, "I missed you, my sweet girl."
Her hand found the nape of your neck, maybe finding a way to get rid of that collar from you, but found it impossible to do so. Midari only cupped your face in her hands, pulling you into a sweet, sloppy kiss you always loved. Every move of her mouth spoke of how she missed you, her grape lipstick left a faint and sweet taste on your mouth as she pulled away slightly to catch her breath.
"Hey," she breathed, looking at your eyes. "Today will be my final gamble with Kirari. Watch me closely, okay?"
You nodded, letting her pat your head once more as you sank into her warm embrace. She reminded you once again of the warm earth after a sunny morning, the stalks of grass brushing your legs in a grass field. Midari's presence grounded you into reality once again, battling with Kirari's celestial promises for a place in your mind.
You were torn and placed in a situation where choosing wouldn't be the best option.
A cough resounded from your back, making you and Midari turn in that direction just to see the president eyeing your intimate moment cross-armed.
"I suggest for us not to touch the pet until the gamble is over. For the sake of fairness. How does that sound?" Kirari said, her cold voice cutting the warmth off that room.
Midari slowly withdrew from you, squeezing you gently before saying, "Sounds like a load of bullshit to me, but fine. I'll have her as long as I like after, anyway."
Your eyes darted from Midari to Kirari, wondering how your fate would be sealed by the end of this day.
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i hope i'm not just a tumblr blog to you but someone you'd pull into the bathroom at a party to make out with
1, 3, 26, 72
thank you for the ask ❤️
1: When did you lose your virginity?
when i was 17, it was honestly a nice experience
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
relative to the rest of tumblr i feel vanilla sometimes. but relative to proper society? yeah they might blush if they knew i read dubcon, intox & freeuse erotica
sometimes I'm also sexually attracted to my guitar which I suppose counts as unusual
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
the thought of fucking someone then passing them off to other people and just watching Ow okay getting wet thinking about it. Sorry
72: Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
along the jawline oh my god...there's a g-spot there I swear. same with wrists and inner thighs
NSFW ASKS
1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find?
31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you?
32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom?
34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience?
35: Worst possible time to get horny?
36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?
37: How much fapping is too much fapping?
38: Best sexual complement you ever got?
39: Favorite foreplay activities?
40: What do you wear to bed?
41: When was the first time you masturbated?
42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?
45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)
49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
53: Do you watch porn?
54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
57: If you could give yourself head, would you?
58: Booty or Boobs?
59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?
61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?
62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?
63: Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
64: What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)
65: What is your bra/penis size?
66: What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?
67: When was the last time you masturbated?
68: When was the last time you had sex?
69: When was the last time you watched porn?
70: Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
71: Guys:Circumsized?
72: Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
73: Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?
74: Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
75: Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?
76: When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
77: Which wet dream was your favorite?
78: Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
79: Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
80: Favorite sexual position?
81: Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
82: Are you into any BDSM?
83: Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?
84: Do you like dirty talk?
85: Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?
86: Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?
87: What kind of porn do you like to watch?
88: Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?
89: Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?
90: Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
91: Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?
92: Ask whatever you want
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