I Feel Like Everyone Should See This

I feel like everyone should see this

Good pick-up line comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Is your name Daisy? cause I have an incredible urge to plant you right here.

Woman: Really? I have an incredible urge to plant my foot up your @$$.

I laugh every time I see this vine cause even the kids turnt

the signs & their downfall

Aries- temperamental / impulsive Taurus- lovesick  Gemini- lack of stability Cancer- inability to let go Leo- either arrogance or insecurity Virgo- obsession with perfection Libra- intense desire to please  Scorpio- inability to be vulnerable Sagittarius- lack of empathy  Capricorn- stubborn / rigid  Aquarius- god complex Pisces- playing the martyr

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