I...

I...

But sweet sweet spirit... why are you talking to insane people?

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

It was known that the CEO of CrowdStrike had a habbit of running software companies like he did.

It was a untrustworthy company before the crash, why should anything change after it?

They sell the illusion of safety. And that buisness is doing fine

If CrowdStrike has the audacity to pitch you cybersecurity after their global oopsie-daisy, then you've got the guts to ask your crush out.

THIS IS SO FREAKING COOL!

The next servo-skull is well underway! Both the skull case, and the raspberrypi core are fully assembled. It'll be both a camera(for pics and short videos) and a prop(with lights and sound) for an upcoming cosplay at MCM London

I... are there people out there who do not want to be infodumped on?

Would I like interesting facts about things I have never thought about before? Yes please.

I will subscribe to your free verbal documentary please and thank you

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue