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"download the app to continue!" what if I kill you

so i'm in this backyard chickens group on reddit and someone just discovered their hen is transitioning and everyone is stoked

anyway in case you didn't know chickens will sometimes spontaneously f2m and it's pretty cool

This might just be a personal favourite spam message of mine. Yes, Meadow, also known as refined-teammate2, wants me sooo bad which is exquisitely displayed by the emoji use.

god brussel sprouts are so goated. how the hell did they get known as the nasty vegetable

dandadan is preddy fun

this tweet is making me choke to death

Wait, beneath the sea floor?

OUGHGH??

OIUOHGHHVOIH!!!!!

me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin

the nefarious anglerfish:

me when Ms. Biljana Electronica tells me to have a passion in a million way

nobody says “hey wise guy” or “what’s the big idea” anymore…reflects the sorry state of wisdom and big ideas in general

i,... hate.... HUMIDITY!!!!! *starts punching the water molecules in the air around me*

☆ - ̗̀✨ He's just Ken ✨ ̖́- ☆

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

Not a day goes by when I don't think about joe many liberals

My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:

When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them

“It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”

undersea animals when a whale dies

So this Leia standing up which is adorable and I would have posted on Reddit to /r/catsstandingup but I haven’t really figured out Tumblr yet so is there a #catsstandingup is that what I do someone help I’m an old man